What happens when NC is forced to do the Hunger Games
Days 1-26: Time Paradox.
Day 27: Wayne kills another animal, nobody has come after anyone yet.
Day 28: The audience spices things up with exploding flies.
Day 29(1): The Audience unleashes the apocalypse.
Day 29(2): Glock has reverse engineered the flies. They are now roaming the capitol.
Day 30: The Audience starts nuking things.
Day 31: Fallout 3.
Day 32: [REDACTED]
Day 33: Volc is still hiding in the arena.
Day 34: and there was cake, and every NC'er was present. Par Volc. Who was still hiding.
Day 35: The gamemasters flooded the arena. It's now a giant marsh.
Day 36: Volc leaves the arena, as Marshes suck.
Day 37(1): Glock emerges from the marsh as the thing from the black lagoon.
Day 37(2): Volc faces the executioner's block in the capitol.
Day 38(1): The Gamemasters face Volc's block.
Day 38(2): Kyr, Wayne, and Gnu have built the HELLicarrier.
Day 39: the HELLicarrier gets stuck in the marshy terrain
Day 40(1): Scotty informs us it will take a week to fix.
Day 40(2): After killlng the Gamemasters, Volc retreats to space.
Day 41: New gamemasters are hired
Day 42: Everyone wins. Except Omni, who is left to die.
Day 43: They lied. So did the cake.
Day 44: GLaDOS releases the neurotoxin.
Day 45: Kyr bioengineers a cure.
Day 46: Testing/bring your daughter to work day begins
Day 47(1): Volc is still sitting in a small, undergroung moonbase.
Day 47(2): The gamemasters set fire to parts of the forest.
Day 48: Teran becomes god, with Scorched as his prophet, and Lord Teran spoke, and there was Starcraft.
Day 49: Nothing interesting happened.
Day 50: Glock unleashes WW6...again.
Day 51: The Apocalypse has been averted.
Day 52: Pen rejoins, under the guise of the Doctor from Doctor Who.
Day 53: Mage overthrows Pen and becomes the Doctor.
Day 54: We discover the Doctor's name by accident. Glock decides to weaponize it.
Day 55: Eno overthrows magery somehow.
Day 56: Pen accidentally kills Farma.
Day 57: Eno and Magery bitch like a married couple.
Day 58: Wayne and Kyr become sentient cheese for a recorded ten seconds. 70% of the world's population is destroyed.
Days 58-68: Nothing interesting happened.
Day 69(1): A Female Finally Joins NC again.
Days 69(2): Unspeakable things happened.
Day 70: Bis becomes NC's Pimp.
Day 71: NC becomes Bis' Pimp, and Omni and Farma rise from the dead.
Day 72(1): The Kraken consumes the universe. Endgame.
Day 72(2): The female leaves.
Day 73: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Day 74: Fez returns.
Day 75: All of NC Merges.
Day 76: Merge ends, and things go back to normal.
Day 77: Scorched returns from AFK'ing.
Day 79: Scorched reveals that he is Buddha.
Day 80: Scorched falls asleep...mid-battle.
Day 81: By some miracle, Eno's still alive.
Day WHO THE FUCK CARES ANYMORE?: Glock is finally killed.
Day 85: Scorched actually does something.
Day 90: We skipped the last 9 days.
Day 91: Volc leaves his moon bunker, takes one look outside, and re-enters it.
Day 92: the HELLicarrier is repaired.
Day 93: Volc rejoins the NC Crew, and the moon promptly explodes after his departure.
Day 95(1): Wayne leaves NC and makes a new game.
Day 95(2): Super comes out of hiding. We skipped 94, because day 94 was bad.
Day 96: This is still the same day rotated 180 degrees.
Day 97: Was Christmas. We had eggnog. Wayne's was alcoholic.
Day 99: Super returns to hiding.
Day 101: People actually learned something from NC. Chaos ensues.
Day 102: A New world order ruled by Chip is set up.
Day 103: the New World Order is overthrown by Djinn.
Day 104: Djinn disappears.
Day 106: CYOC and NC Happen for real.
Day 107: Glock kills Pen. This time for real.
Day 108: -snip-
Day 109: Super steps on a landmine.
Day 110: Catpocalypse.
Day 111: The Alpacalypse.
Day 112: And there was hats.
Day 113: And they were good.
Day 114: I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM.
Day 115: Everyone has sore throats from screaming.
Day 116: Sweet Home Alabama.
Day 117: Memorial Day for the Master Chief.
Day 118: When are we going to cut this?
Day 119: Living Under a Paper Moon
Day 120: *cuts endless string of days*