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Founded by Quill/Scorched.

-This is purely for fun, so any material that causes problems will be removed quickly.

-Don't use this to flame other players. Post out of good humor.

Post parodies of situations, failed tech, sayings, or things you've observed about NC personalities.

FormattingEdit

All new entries must use this formatting or they will be deleted.

1. Bunch sentences up. Instead of

  •         Quill: Hello
  •        Quill: what’s up?

Have

  •        Quill: Hello, what’s up?

2. Add/Fix grammar, spelling mistakes and punctuations where necessary, remove non-relevant text and times. If any of these categories make the entry funny, leave them in.

3. Bold participant’s names and put actions (i.e. Ninja entered the chat) into italics, if they are relevant to the conversation

4. Use bullet points

5. Use heading 3/subheading 1 for the title.

An example of a correctly formatted entry is the Book of Gnusis entry.  

Stupid stuff NC players make the Discord robot say Edit

To be added

ChatsEdit

Legless: DrunkEdit

  • Volcano1qaz: You're drunk Leg. Give me your keys.
  • Legless562: what keys? Locker or house?
  • Volcano1qaz: The ones in your keyboard.
  • Quill: lol, like in 10 days volcano will get a letter and it's filled with keyboard keys
  • Legless562: they's keys in my keyboard, how the fuck did they get tehre O.o
  • Volcano1qaz Rofl.
  • Legless562: dude this is serious... How the fuck did keys get in my keyboard, isn't that like dangerous?

Legless: Drunk remastered Edit

  • Legless562: i dont snort cocaine and why would you put my lines on even ifi did O.o . Dumbarse...
  • Pen Par: Okay, It's official. Leg's drunk and I'm really serious.
  • Legless562: lol man i thought you were joking! i was like zomg he might be joking!
  • Pen Par: ? Erm... Scorched... can you check his IP address? A drunkard can't be as bad as Leg is right now.
  • Legless562: what a drunkard?
  • Quill: you.
  • Pen Par: ^
  • Legless562: no im leg

Legless: Return of the Drunk Edit

  • Legless562: Dude don’t post any fucking letters to me. I don’t want spam mail from fucking turkey.
  • Volcano1qaz: Posted.
  • Legless562: Fuck you, i dont want post. Anyway royal mail is shit. It will take like 10 years to get here
  • Quill: Not that sort of post leg. He posted it on the forum or wiki.
  • Volcano1qaz: wiki,
  • Legless562: dumbass ur meant to use a letter box -.-
  • Volcano1qaz: I'm posting that too. >_>
  • Legless562: What on the bloody forum cos that dont look stupid.  A stamped enveloped on a wiki. Pratt -.-
  • Quill: leg. You're being stupid, get off the chat before you embarrass yourself even more.
  • Legless562: Dude I’m not on the chat. I’m not like some gay dude fucking it doggystyle...
  • Volcano1qaz: I'm definitely posting that.

Brony Love!Edit

  • Ranthar Wayne: WHY ARE YOU ALL AFK
  • Margerald has joined the chat.
  • Margerald: I'm not, hi
  • Pen Par: Cause I've got the zerg to take care of.
  • Margerald: If you're afk, you're a hypocrite bitch
  • Pen Par: Hi, Marge.
  • Margerald: Hi
  • Ranthar Wane: ...
  • Margerald: Unohypocrite, meloveswane <3
  • Ranthar Wane: <3
  • Margerald: Oh man
  • Ranthar Wane: LOL
  • Pen Par: ...
  • Margerald: That's what spending 2 days in the mylittlepony chat does to you, you become a fucked up brony. Damn, I become...
  • Ranthar Wane: That was SOO worth it.

Even more drunk leg Edit

  • DarkTorva: Legless shut up. Stop being a drunk sod and grow up.
  • Legless562: Men never grow up they just learn how to act in public
  • DarkTorva: Shush. No, there is a thing called maturity
  • Legless562: Doesn’t wine get that?
  • DarkTorva: Which you seem to lack, you drunk sod.
  • Legless562: Isn’t a sod something you wear on your feet? Oh wait that’s a sock.

The Truth about MargeEdit

  • Margerald has joined the chat.
  • Pen Par: I spy with my little eye a wild Marge. How are ya, mate?
  • Margerald: Look, whoever is using MY photos as their profile pictures and adding my friends, should STOP. Now. Seriously, someone put a picture of me and TANNER, MY BOYFRIEND as their profile picture. I'll find you, and report you. That's pretty damn close to identity theft. 
  • Margerald: WTF. IGNORE THAT
  • Legless562: wait what?!
  • Pen Par: ...
  • Margerald: My sister has been using my computer. Just...nevermind...
  • Legless562: marge aren't you male?
  • Margerald: ...
  • Quill: He's like a reverse farma.
  • Margerald: Yes, and I'm not homosexual
  • Pen Par: Uh...
  • Legless562: Then why do you have a boyfriend called tanner...
  • Pen Par: I'm so confused right now

Farma shows his true coloursEdit

  • Farmadyl: Bonjour Petit Ninja Frère Six!@# ;D
  • Ranthar Wane: Eventually reaching the fabled FTA.
  • Pen Par: Gah! French!
  • Farmadyll: :3 Me and Ninja speaky.
  • Pen Par: Farma bayad Inglisi harf bezane.
  • Farmadyll: Farsi?
  • Pen Par: Faransavi kheili sakhte. Aye.
  • Farmadyll: Baise-vous.;D
  • Pen Par: Chi gofti?
  • Farmadyll: FUCK YOU TOO. :3
  • Oops
  • Hi
  • nobody saw that…
  • hi (:

Zombie FetishEdit

  • Legless562: Volc,this un looted shop...What kind of shop is it?
  • Volcano1qaz: I'll go look again. >_>
  • Legless562: K, bear in mind they're heading towards the air port
  • Volcano1qaz: They're heading SouthWest. I'm going south and west.SO,deal with it. >_>
  • Legless562: What if I do deal with it ;O
  • Volcano1qaz: Okay...It's a beauty supply shop. >_>
  • Legless562: Die in style.So you'll probably have me find stuff like make-up and very sexy zombies
  • Margerald: brb in a while. wait. WHAT THE FUCK. Legless...
  • Legless562: Lol Margerald do you have anything to say your for your disturbing zombie fetish?
  • Legless562: I like zombies with make up on.'Nuff said.
  • Margerald: Oh you bad boy.

Puns, and a very... odd atmosphereEdit

  • Forum Lord: Teran can have his cake, and eat it to. Whilst singing an AriA >.>
  • Eno Remnant: *Too.
  • Forum Lord: Puns!
  • Teran: Opera.
  •  Forum Lord: Oh god that sounds funny. Teran high + Opera? I'm laughing already >.>
  •  Rpvictor: The Brood Lord of Seville
  •  Forum Lord: Pavarotti, King of Blades? >.>
  •  Rpvictor: DT of the Opera
  •  Eno Remnant: The Ten Tenor Axes?
  •  Forum Lord: ^ This kid.
  •  Eno Remnant: Eh?
  •  Forum Lord: They were all Starcraft references.
  •  Eno Remnant: Meh. I know virtually nothing of the game.
  • Volcano1qaz: As for your comment about destroying my atmosphere Bows,
  • no.
  •  Forum Lord: Neither do I.
  •  Volcano1qaz: I just want it to randomly rain fire.
  •  Rpvictor: Gah.
  •  Forum Lord: I know nothing about so many things I can make references to >.>
  •  Eno Remnant: Lol. I get my facts straight first.
  •  Rpvictor: Most operas lack English titles.
  •  Forum Lord: Mmhmm.
  •  Eno Remnant: La Muerta di Portici,
  •  Forum Lord: El Vandi Vid Vedi
  •  Eno Remnant: The opera that brought a government to its knees.
  •  Rpvictor: The Damnation of IdrA
  •  Bowswer5: Volcano, lol i dont think you get it
  •  Scorched000: Hi remnant
  •  Forum Lord: Don't hate just because he doesn't like Protoss. He's just Psico. >.>
  •  Rpvictor: Lol
  •  Eno Remnant: Hey Scorched.
  • Forum Lord: I'm so on fire today.
  •  Rpvictor: Like a Firebat!
  •  Eno Remnant: *Ignites Magery*
  •  Forum Lord: ^ Lol
  •  Volcano1qaz: There's nothing wrong with a little fire raining down from the sky every once in awhile.
  •  Forum Lord “There's nothing wrong with a little fire raining down from the sky every once in awhile”. That is so going on the wiki quote thing.
  •  Eno Remnant: Except fiery death.
  • Rpvictor: Or deathly fire.
  •  Volcano1qaz: It teaches the population to be thankful for our fireproof shelters we'll be renting to them.
  •  Rpvictor: I need to get my convo with f3n on the wiki.
  •  Eno Remnant: Lol.
  •  Bowswer5: Volcano, its unnecessary
  •  Rpvictor: It gave birth to one of the most famous quotes on the Wiki. "F3n, I do not deny that you have a right to free speech. You do not have a right to be right, or have your opinions be treated seriously."
  •  Volcano1qaz: It is unnecessary. But I want it to happen.
  •  Forum Lord: >.>
  •  Eno Remnant: Did Bows just complain about something being unnecessary?
  •  Forum Lord: I can't find the page about it
  •  Eno Remnant: He obviously hasn't met a lot of Forum Fighters.
  •  Forum Lord: ^
  •  Eno Remnant: That.
  •  Volcano1qaz: Besides, with all of the wildfires, most of the local flora/fauna will eventually evolve to be highly flame resistant.
  •  Forum Lord: >.>
  •  Eno Remnant: Or just die out.

What's a NASA?Edit

  • Rpvictor: For some reason, most of my class thinks that if we should cut anything, it should be NASA.
  • Volcano1qaz: To get more money into the economy, we have citizens spend less.
  • Gnuispir8: Really?
  • Volcano1qaz: Yes.
  • Gnuispir8: Nasa? Of all things? The thing that's half dead already and already had most of its funding cut?
  • Volcano1qaz: Totally makes sense.
  • Rpvictor: Yes. NASA.
  • Lilninjabro6: Nasa? What's a nasa?
  • Rpvictor: NASA. National Aeronautics and Space Administration, as I recall.
  • Gnuispir8: I say we shove a few ufos up these people's asses.
  • Lilninjabro6: What do they do?
  • Rpvictor: All the US space stuff, primarily.
  • Lilninjabro6: Like the Canadian Space Association?
  • Rpvictor: I'm not familiar with that organization, but probably.

Kyr, Autopilots, and the secret to saving America from obesityEdit

  • Akuma Zero Okay
  • Everyone, Executive Announcement
  • A ROFLCOPTER has crashed outside of Scorched's home
  • it was carrying a load of ROFLWaffles
  • 8:59Bananapieking !
  • 8:59Eno Remnant ^_-
  • 8:59Akuma Zero Now, as you may or may not know
  • 8:59Scorched000 backk
  • 8:59Akuma Zero the ROFLWaffles are highly explosive when put under extreme pressures
  • 8:59Scorched000 wait y is there a copter in the side of mai house
  • 8:59Gnuispir8 this is so going on the quotes
  • 8:59Bananapieking lol
  • 8:59Scorched000 KYR DID THIS WHILE I WAS AT STORE
  • 8:59Eno Remnant Lol
  • 8:59Akuma Zero If
  • 8:59Margerald scorched
  • 8:59Bananapieking Scorched
  • 9:00Margerald pm
  • 9:00Eno Remnant /laughing until it hurts
  • 9:00Akuma Zero we can't remove the ROFLCOPTER wreckage
  • 9:00Bananapieking it's the executive roflcopter
  • 9:00Akuma Zero within the next five minutes
  • 9:00Margerald wait
  • i
  • 9:00Akuma Zero Scorched will blow up
  • 9:00Margerald will just say it here
  • 9:00Akuma Zero from ROFLWaffle Explosions
  • 9:00Scorched000 D:
  • 9:00Margerald scorched, are you gay for teran
  • 9:00Scorched000 !!
  • 9:00Bananapieking KER WRECKED THE EXECUTIVE ROFLCOPTER!!!
  • 9:00Scorched000 eww no marge
  • 9:00Margerald you heard me
  • 9:00Scorched000 rofl
  • 9:00Margerald are you gay for teran
  • 9:00Akuma Zero We must
  • 9:00Bananapieking L
  • 9:00Akuma Zero WE MUST CLEAR THIS
  • EVERYONE GET THE ROFLCOPTER OUT OF THERE
  • 9:00Eno Remnant Too much laughter... Pain is unbearable...
  • 9:00Bananapieking Less Q.Q more pew pew!
  • 9:00Scorched000 He who is straight is gay for no mannn!
  • 9:00Bananapieking It's ur fault ker
  • u recked the executive copter
  • 9:00Akuma Zero I was not piloting it
  • 9:00Margerald except for bridget
  • 9:01Bananapieking lol
  • Who was
  • Kermit the Frog?
  • 9:01Akuma Zero I put it on autopilot 5 feet above the ground
  • 9:01Bananapieking rofl
  • 9:01Akuma Zero And then I went to go sneak some ROFLWaffles away
  • 9:01Scorched000 Someone's waffles are about to get ROFL'd all over their falaffles.
  • Akuma Zero IDK how it happened
  • Scorched, your house is underground, yes?!
  • 9:01Scorched000 my secret bunker is.
  • 9:01Akuma Zero FIVE FEET ABOVE GROUND SHOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH
  • 9:01Margerald no
  • it is in the sky
  • and his real name is lucy
  • he lives above a strawberry field
  • 9:02Scorched000 !@!@
  • 9:02Margerald and he often takes vacations in a yellow submarine
  • 9:02Eno Remnant Marge, stop being more of a troll than Kyr.
  • 9:02Akuma Zero but no
  • SCorched's house was all
  • "Hurrr hurrr, ROFLCOPTER comin.... Ima make't crash hurr hurr..."
  • 9:02Bananapieking *Does terrorist bomb sounds*
  • 9:03Akuma Zero And
  • it jumped up
  • and hit the ROFLCOPTER
  • 9:03Margerald fen likes bananas.
  • 9:03Akuma Zero and so we are in this predicament
  • 9:03Eno Remnant *Battlecry. Click-boom*
  • 9:03Scorched000 yes
  • teh question: what shall I do?
  • 9:03Akuma Zero Eat
  • 9:03Eno Remnant Run!
  • 9:03Bananapieking Scorched
  • 9:03Akuma Zero as many ROFLWaffles
  • as possible
  • 9:03Scorched000 no they blow up
  • 9:03Akuma Zero to minimize the explosion
  • 9:03Bananapieking make terrorist bomb sounds
  • 9:03Akuma Zero Scorched
  • 9:03Scorched000 Pewpewpew?
  • 9:03Akuma Zero they are unable to blow up in stomach acid!
  • 9:03Bananapieking U MUST MAKE TERRORIST BOMB SOUNDS
  • 9:03Akuma Zero You must EAT!
  • 9:03Scorched000 i has feeling u r lying to me
  • 9:04Akuma Zero I IZ NAWT
  • 9:04Scorched000 I will eat them, and you will say "JK they do blow up!"
  • 9:04Eno Remnant YOU MUST RUN!!!
  • 9:04Akuma Zero ~eats ROFLWaffle~
  • 9:04Jamie Tate streaming
  • sc2
  • 9:04Forum Lord Back.
  • 9:04Jamie Tate for hour
  • 9:04Eno Remnant *Kyr blows up*
  • 9:04Jamie Tate or 2 nao
  • 9:04Scorched000 OLD JAMEZ
  • 9:04Akuma Zero Scorched
  • EAT
  • NAOW
  • 9:04Scorched000 *Points gun at kyr*
  • no, you eat
  • eatttt
  • 9:04Akuma Zero I ALREADY ATE
  • 9:04Scorched000 eat them all
  • Points second pistol at kyr*
  • 9:05Akuma Zero Scorched
  • you must EAT
  • 9:05Eno Remnan tSTOP MAKING ME LAUGH, I ONLY HAVE SO MANY LIVES!
  • 9:05Akuma Zero because
  • your time in Africa
  • 9:05Scorched000 *Points third pistol at kyr*
  • 9:05Akuma Zero for official NC buisiness
  • 9:05Margerald forum
  • 9:05Akuma Zero made you starve
  • you need food
  • 9:05Margerald would you like a picture of my cat.
  • he
  • is black and fuzzy
  • i named him sylvester
  • 9:05Scorched000 hmmmm
  • So i am in africa now
  • 9:05Akuma Zero No
  • you just came back
  • 9:05Scorched000 oh
  • 9:05Akuma Zero and you havn't eaten yet
  • you are starving
  • 9:05Scorched000 but kyr we have mcdonalds
  • 9:05Margerald go to haiti
  • 9:05Scorched000 !!
  • 9:05Margerald africa is actually well off at the time being
  • 9:06Akuma Zero yes
  • 9:06Bananapieking "i wanna c fireworks over the statue of liberty
  • 9:06Akuma Zero but if we dun eat teh ROFLWaffles
  • 9:06Bananapieking *Makes terrorist bomb sounds*
  • 9:06Akuma Zero they will blow up teh McDonald's

Why Eno and Forum can't be left on their ownEdit

Rpvictor I need to get off. My eyes are starting to hurt from so much time on the computer.

  • 12:36Forum Lord Oh dear.
  • 12:36Forum Lord Cya Rp!
  • 12:36Eno Remnant Yeah, I should probably leave too
  • 12:36Eno Remnant Cya rp
  • Rpvictor has ragequit.
  • 12:36Eno Remnant Just you and me, Mage.
  • 12:36Forum Lord Yup =P
  • 12:36Eno Remnant *Casually reaches for gun, just in case*
  • 12:37Forum Lord *Slaps the gun out of his hands before he can reach it*
  • 12:37Eno Remnant *Lightnings him, grabs gun and starts firing*
  • 12:37Forum Lord *Falls alseep*
  • 12:38Eno Remnant Lol. This needs to go on the Stupid Stuff page.
  • 12:38Eno Remnant Rp leaves, and you and I try to fight one another.
  • 12:38Forum Lord :D
  • 12:38Eno Remnant Moral of the story: we cannot be trusted on our own.
  • 12:39Forum Lord Definitely.
  • 12:39Eno Remnant *Pulls RPG*
  • Scorched000 O_O (I always thought Scorched's line really made the joke)

Everyone is Marge. Again.Edit

  • MargeraldIt hurts
  • 2:44Scorched000NO VOLCANO
  • Margerald has been 250mm'd/500mm'd by Volcano1qaz (undo).
  • 2:44Volcano1qazI'm 250mm'ing him, then undo'ing it.
  • 2:44Scorched000DON'T AKLFJsd;lakjfasdlf
  • 2:44Forum LordMarge, stop kicking yourself!
  • Forum Lord has removed Margerald's 250mm ban!
  • Scorched000 has removed Margerald's 250mm ban!
  • 2:44Ranthar WaneU no why? My mind cannot be allowd to exist co planar to Olaf or Omnis
  • 2:45Scorched000guis
  • 2:45Forum LordNo, Marge is undoing it.
  • 2:45Scorched000wane
  • 2:45Volcano1qaz>_>
  • 2:45Scorched000marge's mind is like a server
  • you can partition the drive so that many websites can exist parallel to each other
  • yet none of them ever interact
  • and each database is separate
  • meaning we can all exist peacefully in marge's own mind
  • and not know of the existence of each other
  • UC?!?
  • Margerald has entered with style.
  • 2:45Volcano1qazSo essentially,
  • 2:45Scorched000WB MARGE
  • 2:45Volcano1qazMarge is every mind in the world, interacting.
  • 2:45MargeraldI wonder if hitting myself with a cannon was completely necessary
  • 2:45Scorched000YES
  • Margerald has been Roundhouse Kicked by Chuck Norris.
  • 2:45Scorched000HE IS THE INTERNET
  • VOLCANO WHYYY
  • GIVE HIM A BREAK
  • 2:46Volcano1qazThat says something about the average IQ of the world.
  • Margerald has entered with style.
  • 2:46Forum LordWelcome back, me!
  • 2:46Scorched000well, it is the idiot quotient after all
  • yes, welcome back to me
  • 2:46Forum LordYou undid your kick to yourself twice.
  • 2:46MargeraldIt's good to be back to my old self
  • 2:46Forum LordIt was quite funny.
  • 2:46Scorched000hey marge
  • does it ever get confusing to be everyone?
  • 2:47Ranthar WaneI prefer the RQ- the ROFLKNIEF quotient.
  • 2:47Forum LordMarge is the ROFLKNIEF.
  • 2:47Scorched000O_O
  • 2:47Forum LordBut the ROFLKNFIEF is not Marge.
  • 2:47Margeraldwhy am I talking to myself in the third person and asking if it gets confusing to anyone, which is me, because I am everyone
  • 2:47Ranthar WaneNobody can be teh ROFLKNIEF
  • 2:47Volcano1qazSo...
  • Tempting.
  • 2:47Scorched000see now you are confusing yourself marge
  • because you are asking too many questions
  • 2:48Forum LordI thought I knew all the answers to my own questions. But why am I asking if I am everyone?
  • 2:48MargeraldI the roflknfief is my brother
  • 2:48Scorched000wait
  • marge
  • Margerald has been Roundhouse Kicked by Chuck Norris.
  • 2:48Forum Lord...
  • 2:48Scorched000VOLCANO WHY
  • 2:48Volcano1qazDidn't do it.
  • 2:48Forum LordWhy did I kick myself?
  • 2:48Scorched000FORUM WHY
  • Margerald has entered with style.
  • 2:48Scorched000I had so many questions to ask him me
  • MARGE
  • 2:48Forum LordI didn't! Another me kicked me!
  • 2:48Ranthar WaneSacrilege of the highest order exists this nigh.
  • 2:48MargeraldRoundhouse Kicked by Margerald.
  • Interesting
  • 2:48Scorched000does that mean gawndi and albert einstein were once in your head?
  • Margerald has been Roundhouse Kicked by Chuck Norris.
  • 2:48Ranthar WaneNo one is the ROFLKNIEF
  • 2:48Scorched000arghh
  • Margerald has entered with style.
  • 2:48Forum LordI said the ROFLKNIEF was my brother.
  • Why am I kicking myself? This is... interesting.
  • 2:49MargeraldIt hurts
  • 2:49Scorched000I don't understand we
  • 2:49MargeraldI need to stop inflicting damage upon myself
  • if this keeps up
  • 2:49Ranthar Wane
  • tries kicking Magery*
  • 2:49Margeraldsuicide will be imminent
  • 2:49Ranthar WaneDamn emo.
  • 2:49Margeraldsuicide for all of you
  • meaning me
  • 2:49Ranthar WaneNow i k ow why the workd is screwed up
  • 2:49Forum LordBut I don't want to kill myself!
  • 2:49Margeraldmeans we all die
  • Margerald has been 250mm'd/500mm'd by Volcano1qaz (undo).
  • Volcano1qaz has removed Margerald's 250mm ban!
  • 2:50Forum LordWhy am I talking in the third person and the first at the same time?
  • Ban has already been undone
  • Ban has already been undone
  • Ban has already been undone
  • Ban has already been undone
  • Ban has already been undone
  • Ban has already been undone
  • Ban has already been undone
  • 2:50Ranthar WaneTalk in the fourth person.
  • 2:50Forum LordYou should stop really talking to yourself like that.
  • 2:50Scorched000Sidewalk is ending.
  • 2:50Volcano1qazThe Fourth Person?
  • Lieutenant Commander Data has entered with style.
  • 2:50Forum LordYou know it's not good for you.
  • 2:50Scorched000Lt. Comm Dat. hello
  • 2:50Volcano1qazHow does one speak in the Fourth Person?
  • Margerald has entered with style.
  • 2:50Forum LordDon't you mean hello you?
  • 2:51Lieutenant Commander DataThey don't know
  • 2:51MargeraldThe only person I am not
  • is omni
  • 2:51Lieutenant Commander Datathey knew it
  • 2:51Margeraldso I shall now converse with omno
  • omni*
  • 2:51Lieutenant Commander DataAWW IM SPESHULLL
  • 2:51Margeraldhello omni
  • 2:52Lieutenant Commander Datahello f- i mean marge
  • how are you
  • 2:52Forum LordYou should really stop talking in the second person.
  • 2:52Ranthar WaneAh, but Volc- so speaking you have nit broken he fourth wall
  • 2:52Forum LordIt is really making your brain hurt.
  • 2:52MargeraldForum
  • don't you mean I
  • 2:52Lieutenant Commander DataWe disagree
  • 2:52Forum LordBut you are I.
  • 2:52Lieutenant Commander DataWe agree
  • 2:52Volcano1qazWe are hee.
  • She is blee.
  • 2:52Lieutenant Commander DataWhat is love
  • 2:52Volcano1qazAnd me is tea.
  • 2:52MargeraldI can address you, meaning me, by forum because that's how I know you as a figment of my imagination
  • 2:52Ranthar WaneWe are Borg.
  • 2:52Margeraldbecause
  • you are all me
  • 2:52Lieutenant Commander DataResistance is futile.
  • 2:52Volcano1qazSo,
  • 2:53Lieutenant Commander Datalife, as you know it, is over.
  • 2:53Forum LordResistance is futile. All are Marge.
  • 2:53Lieutenant Commander Datafrom this time forward, you will service... us.
  • 2:53Forum LordAll your Marge are belong to Marge.
  • 2:53Volcano1qazWho?
  • What's a Marge?
  • 2:53Forum LordAround the Marge in Eighty Days.
  • 2:53Lieutenant Commander DataYour biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
  • 2:53Forum LordA Song of Marge and Marge.
  • 2:53Volcano1qazI don't understand.
  • 2:53MargeraldI'm the Marge.
  • 2:53Forum LordThe Wheel of Marge.
  • 2:53Lieutenant Commander DataBismarge.
  • 2:53Volcano1qazThe wheel of whaT?
  • 2:53Scorched000bismarge rofl
  • 2:53Volcano1qazFinish your sentences.
  • 2:53MargeraldVolMargeo
  • 2:53Lieutenant Commander Dataumm
  • marge of the rings
  • 2:54MargeraldScarge
  • 2:54Forum LordWhen you talk about me, it always ends up saying me instead of me.
  • 2:54Margeraldmargery
  • 2:54Lieutenant Commander DataLOL
  • 2:54Ranthar WaneThe eye of the marge
  • 2:54Volcano1qazDoctor
  • Marge
  • 2:54Forum LordThe Great Marge
  • 2:54MargeraldWarge
  • 2:54Volcano1qazYes.
  • 2:54Forum LordThe Marge Reborn
  • 2:54Volcano1qazDoctor Marge.
  • 2:54Lieutenant Commander DataThe Great and Powerful margie...
  • 2:54Forum LordThe Lords of Marge
  • 2:54Lieutenant Commander Datawhy is bows not around to laugh
  • 2:54Volcano1qazHe travels in the Margedis.
  • Across the MargeMarge contiuarge.
  • 2:54Lieutenant Commander DataThe Margie Sequence (baxter joke)
  • 2:55MargeraldSwarge
  • 2:55Ranthar WaneAnd fights the margleks
  • 2:55MargeraldDarge
  • 2:55Volcano1qazYou Marge Marge Marge.
  • 2:55Lieutenant Commander DataDanokozmarge
  • 2:55Volcano1qazHe Marge Marge Marge.
  • She Marge Marge Marge.
  • 2:55Lieutenant Commander DataAmunRage
  • 2:55Scorched000Danuuhhmargemoo
  • 2:55Forum LordMARGEDIS: Marge answers really good enemy's deaths in style.
  • 2:55Lieutenant Commander DataMarge*
  • 2:55Scorched000danuuhmargemuhh
  • 2:55Volcano1qazI got it.
  • 2:55Ranthar WaneTechnomargey
  • 2:55Volcano1qazReplace every instance of He/She/Name
  • 2:55Lieutenant Commander DataTECHNOMANCY MAGISCIENCE
  • 2:55Volcano1qazwith Marge.
  • 2:55Lieutenant Commander DataAnd i said
  • 2:55Volcano1qazSo Marge, how is Marge?
  • 2:55Lieutenant Commander DataMARGEayeayyayyeyyayyeay
  • 2:55Volcano1qazIs Marge mean?
  • 2:55MargeraldMarge is doing well
  • Marge can be mean
  • 2:55Forum LordTechnomargery and Margiscience.
  • 2:55Margeraldbut only when he's Marge
  • 2:56Volcano1qazMarge is Margely.
  • Marge ran Margely.
  • 2:56MargeraldMargerly
  • 2:56Ranthar WaneThats no moon, that's a marge station
  • 2:56MargeraldMoorge
  • 2:56Lieutenant Commander DataSmurf
  • 2:56Volcano1qazMarge went into Marge's Marge marge marge.
  • 2:56Forum LordTHIS! IS! MARGE!
  • 2:56Lieutenant Commander DataSMURFING SMURG
  • SMURF SMURFITY SMURF SMURF
  • 2:56MargeraldMargecano
  • 2:56Volcano1qazIf Marge walked in,
  • he'd call Marge idiots.
  • Then leave.
  • 2:56Lieutenant Commander DataMarge be back.
  • 2:56MargeraldI say marge to that statement
  • 2:57Lieutenant Commander DataFrankly, my marge, I don't give a damn.
  • xD

Margerald Accidentally Admits SomethingEdit

    • Volcano1qaz
  • Hey
    • Omni admitted he was you yesterday.
    • 6:37MargeraldShit
    • I did?
    • Well fuck
    • 6:37Volcano1qazYou know,
    • 6:37SHADOWFAX IS A MAGICAL UNICORNYeah, over a margearita
    • 6:37Volcano1qazGay for Ponies.
    • 6:37MargeraldOf course I know
    • WAIT
    • WRONG TIME TO SAY THAT
    • 6:38Volcano1qazLOL
    • 6:38MargeraldCOMPLETELY MEANT TO RESPOND TO OTHER THING
    • 6:38Volcano1qazXD

Roleplays and Freudian SlipsEdit

Eno RemnantHey, Wayne. Look behind you.

  • Ranthar WaneNo.
  • Eno RemnantToo bad.
  • Ranthar WaneBehind me is a sword actually...
  • Eno Remnant*Army of Weeping Angels*
  • Ranthar Waneand a guitar...
  • Ranthar Wane and a collection of Dalek parts...
  • Ranthar Wane Hmmn.
  • Eno RemnantCongratz, you have just been sent to the 60s
  • Ranthar WaneSounds like the ingredients to a Rp tbh...
  • Eno RemnantDoes kinda.
  • Eno Remnant A sword, a guitar, and some Dalek parts. And Magery fucking it up for everyone else.
  • Ranthar WaneYep.
  • Ranthar Wane and there's an Rp.
  • Ranthar Wane Just add Magery.
  • Ranthar Wane Hell, that works for just about anything.
  • Eno RemnantWe should do a plug for that.
  • Ranthar WaneJust take any element and just add Magery.
  • Eno RemnantRoleplay in a box. Just ass Magery!
  • Eno Remnant *add
  • Eno Remnant ... Yes, that was a Fraudian slip.
  • Ranthar Wane=p
  • Eno RemnantLol, I just had a Freudian slip trying to write Freudian slip!
  • Eno Remnant Brilliant!
  • Ranthar Wane*facedesk*
  • Gnuispir8btw wane
  • Gnuispir8 like how fen
  • Ranthar WaneOnly when talking to Eno.


Magiscience strikes again!Edit

(In Arcanists, after Wayne hits Gnu for 50 dmg despite Gnu's fireshield.)

Gnu: "How did you just get past my shield?"

Wayne: "Technomancy."


Philosophy with Wayne and KyrEdit

  • Akuma Zerochocolate milk
  • is the best invention in human history
  • 11:28Ranthar WaneIndeed.
  • It is superior even to sliced bread.
  • That makes you wonder though,
  • what was the best thing ever invented before sliced bread?
  • 11:28Akuma Zeroagriculture
  • 11:29Ranthar WaneMeh.
  • 11:29Akuma Zeroor
  • juiced fruit
  • 11:29Ranthar WaneI was going to go with Alcohol.
  • but good enough.
  • 11:29Akuma Zerosliced bread came before alohol
  • 11:29Ranthar WaneARE YOU SURE?!
  • 11:29Akuma Zeropreeetty positive
  • considering you can slice bread with a rock
  • it wouldn't be a very clean slice... but meh
  • 11:30Ranthar WaneYou can also make alcohol with very little technology.
  • 11:30Akuma Zeroyes but i'm pretty sure
  • bread came before wine
  • 11:30Ranthar Waneand the sliced bread analogy usually refers to when people started selling it sliced.
  • and I'm unsure,
  • 11:31Akuma ZeroI was looking more towards when people started slicing it
  • 11:31Ranthar Wanebut I think mead may have been pre-wine.
  • idk
  • 11:31Akuma Zerowhich would be
  • basically when bread was invented
  • 11:31Ranthar WanePerhaps.
  • I have no idea.
  • 11:32Akuma Zerowhich was basically when a grain was first grown as a crop
  • which is basically the dawn of human civilization
  • lmao
  • 11:32Ranthar WaneSo now we have the conundrum,
  • which came first, the bread or the beer?
  • 11:32Akuma ZeroxD

Some Interesting Truths about Eno and Forum FightEdit

Volcano1qazg2g

  • 7:22Scorched000cya
  • 7:22Eno RemnantBye Volcy.
  • 7:22Scorched000i do too bye
  • 7:22Eno RemnantBye Scorchy!
  • Scorched000 has ragequit.
  • Volcano1qaz has ragequit.
  • 7:22Eno RemnantJust you and me, Quill.
  • 7:22QuillHELP MEHH
  • 7:23QuillI'm only joking.
  • 7:23Eno RemnantLol
  • 7:23Eno RemnantYou see what happened when Magery and I were left alone?
  • 7:23Quillyes
  • 7:23Eno Remnant>:D
  • 7:24Eno RemnantNah, I only do that kind of stuff to FFers.
  • 7:24Quillforum fight isn't my cup of tea
  • 7:25Eno RemnantIt's not most people's cup of tea. It's pseudo-roleplay with a rigid caste system full of guys who could blow you apart with a thought if they didn't like you.
  • 7:25Eno RemnantLike me
  • 7:26Eno RemnantI'm so proud of my brainchild.
  • 7:26Quillsee, I don't like caste systems
  • 7:27QuillI have a habit of taking on people stronger than me in NC
  • 7:27Quilland beating their asses
  • 7:27Eno RemnantIt's only a matter of authority. Power is to those who have skill and are active.
  • 7:28Eno RemnantThat's why a lot of people are skipping the caste system and are just being titled Powerful mortal.
  • 7:28Eno RemnantLike Galaman and Wane.
  • 7:29Quillmeh.
  • 7:29Eno RemnantPrime example, Galaman is second on the top ten, and I'm third.
  • 7:29Eno RemnantBecause apparently me being able to see through illusions doesn't help me beat the guy who only uses illusions >_>
  • 7:30Quillsee
  • 7:30Quillthat's what I don't like about ff
  • 7:30Eno RemnantThe fact that I can just drwam up a power and it is so?
  • 7:30Eno Remnant*dream
  • 7:30Quillit just descends into
  • 7:30Quillnuh-uh, uh-uh, nuh-uh
  • 7:30Quilland so on
  • 7:31Eno RemnantDepends on how petty the participants are.
  • 7:31Eno RemnantI used to be pretty petty, and most of the arguments were mine.
  • 7:32Eno Remnant*pretty penny
  • 7:32Eno RemnantNo, wait, petty was right.
  • 7:32Eno Remnant...
  • 7:32Eno Remnant>_>
  • 7:32Eno Remnant<_<
  • 7:32Eno RemnantYou saw nothing.

Omni Asks For An Ass-WhuppingEdit

Imperium Solis MaximusWhere is Magery when you need him

  • 1:33Lsuvsfar*nibble*
  • 1:33Eno Remnant^^
  • 1:33Explodey McGeeHe is out satisfying his secret desire to torture and kill kittens
  • 1:33Eno RemnantWhat you said, Fen
  • 1:33Explodey McGeethat's where he is
  • 1:33Imperium Solis MaximusMAGERY COMPELS YOU LSUVS
  • 1:33Imperium Solis MaximusGET AWAY FROM TEH COOKIES
  • 1:33Imperium Solis MaximusTHOSE ARE ME, ENO AND MAGERY'S COOKIES
  • 1:33Eno RemnantDon't say that in front of Mage,Omni.

Quill is MadEdit

  • Lilninjabro6: I'M BACK
  • Quill: PREPARE TO DIE
  • Lilninjabro6: I LOVE DEATH
  • Quill: EXCELLENT. WAIT. YOU LOVE DEATH AND NOT ME. I WILL NOT KILL YOU OUT OF SPITE
  • Lilninjabro6: Okay... So
  • Quill: YOU WILL LIVE. I WILL ENSURE IT FOR ETERNITY
  • Lilninjabro6: Okay
  • Quill: FORCED TO LIVE ON AS YOUR LOVED ONES AGE AND PERISH. I'm just insane tonight. I rant and rave when I'm tired/happy/mad. Mad as in angry not mad as in well, me. I am the first two tonight.
  • Lsuvsfar has entered the chat
  • Lsuvsfar: Right on time
  • Quill: I need help. And love.
  • Lsuvsfar: *punches Quill in the gut for him calling me a coward*
  • Lilninjabro6: ...
  • Quill: LSUV
  • Lsuvsfar: ninja!
  • Quill: YOU WILL BURN
  • Lilninjabro6: hugz Quill
  • Lsuvsfar: brb..
  • Lilninjabro6: trololo
  • Lsuvsfar was kicked
  • Lsuvsfar has entered the chat
  • Lsuvsfar: I didn't see him on.
  • Quill: A KICK FOR A PUNCH. FAIR DEAL
  • Lsuvsfar: Meh
  • Quill: But seriously, I need help. Lsuv, did you not notice
  • Lsuvsfar: Yes?
  • Quill: I'm mad.

Eno - he's Magery's bitchEdit

Eno Remnant So, am I the mods' whipping boy, bitch or yo-yo? Just wanna make sure.


Akuma Zero Well you're Magery's bitch thats for sure

Eno Remnant Better take that back, Kyr.


Akuma Zero or what?


Forum Lord Don't talk back to Kyr, bitch!


Butt, there is one leaf here. In their tongue he is Poo Fucking - DRAGON BALL! MUS TARD JAR!!!! -Eno Remnant goes flying out of the chat- He's the Lord! Fucking cool! Oh my God! Me Gusta (Lol) He's not gay! He's our GOD!!!! Watch my tie, rectal, staple my hearrrrt to the flooooor! RUB IT IN RUB IT IN RUB IT IN That's bout' it! Brother guy, brother cool, bucket of the sky! WITH ALL OF MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T EAT THOSE SOCKS! MARTIN MARTIN MARTIN YAH! MARTIN MARTIN MARTIN YAH!! 

Ghost of SuperEdit

Lsuvsfar: Super isn't on

Quill: super is here.

Super JMoney LiveLong: Yes I am

Lsuvsfar: 0.0

Super JMoney LiveLong: What are you smoking?

Quill GHOST OF SUPER!

Lsuvsfar: He isn't popping up on my screen!

Quill: AFTER I KILLED HIM FOR THREATENING ENO WOOOWOOOOO WOOO

  • Rattles chain*

Lsuvsfar: I AM NOT SMOKING ANYTHIGN! WUT

Super JMoney LiveLong: I'm going to try PMing him

Quill: Lsuv refresh the chat.

Super JMoney LiveLong: Oh now you see me

Lsuvsfar: Yes, not bye ~Lsuvsfar has ragequit.~

Super JMoney LiveLong: He saw my posts, I asked him what he was smoking. And he responded.

Caligula RemnantEdit

  • Eno Remnant: Wane, get me Kyr. I can use his magic to turn the sea into a person andd then I shall declare war on it! Death to the sea!
  • Lsuvsfar: Meh, Caligula wasn't the first to do that.
  • Eno Remnant: The seashells shall be my POWs! Not the first, and not the last. I shall give new meaning to ruling the sea.
  • Lsuvsfar: Xerxes had the sea whipped 200 times or so. I think it was because it destroyed his 1st bridge made of boats? Is that correct Wane?
  • Eno Remnant: Something like that (I'm Wane now, apparently).
  • Lsuvsfar: No, you are marge.
  • Eno Remnant: Loopholes, technomancy, sparkly elves, blah blah blah XD

This is a Semi Decent EstablishmentEdit

Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodeno

  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgooddo you play chess
  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodi heard forum is good
  • 12:32LsuvsfarHe has his own account.
  • 12:32Lsuvsfarand like 700 some posts on it.
  • 12:32Eno RemnantYes I do. Mage and I play in the eigth dimension
  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodI want to play you
  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodI beat the ass of all other NCers
  • 12:32Eno RemnantI love that we're talking about Zander like he's not here.
  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodmarge, kyr, fen
  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodthey all got fucked
  • 12:32Lsuvsfarexcept those who haven't played.
  • 12:32Eno RemnantSorry to be rude, Zander!
  • 12:32Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodNOW I SHALL PLAY YOUUUU ENO
  • 12:32ZanderTG1337Oh sorry
  • 12:32Eno RemnantOmni, I'm only semi-competent at best.
  • 12:33ZanderTG1337Just doing some fun things
  • 12:33Moonsorrow doubleplusgood8 ║♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜7 ║♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟6 ║… … … … … … … …5 ║… … … … … … … …4 ║… … … … … … … …3 ║… … ♘ … … … … …2 ║♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙1 ║♖ … ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖—╚═══════════════——a   b   c   d   e   f   g   h
  • 12:33Moonsorrow doubleplusgoodready?
  • 12:33Eno Remnant... No.
  • 12:33ZanderTG1337Dont worry I won't tell anyone on the Runescape site about it
  • 12:33Eno RemnantI'm not good with text crap like that.
  • 12:33Eno RemnantThanks Zander. I appreciate that.
  • 12:34Eno RemnantI can't understand it when I paste it in the chat, Omni
  • 12:34Lsuvsfarjust have omni move your pieces.
  • 12:34Lsuvsfarexcept they're all white.
  • 12:34Eno Remnant^
  • 12:34Eno Remnant^
  • 12:34Eno Remnant^
  • 12:34Eno RemnantJust realised XD
  • 12:35LsuvsfarOmni, quit being racist.
  • 12:35Eno RemnantXDDDDDDD
  • 12:35LsuvsfarThis is a semi decent establishment and we would like to keep it that way.
  • 12:35Eno RemnantI should totally post this!
  • 12:35Eno RemnantXD

Cutting Cookies isn't BakingEdit

  • Lilninjabro6Fajner seems to like the new Demonstration Sport
  • 5:32Fajner1Mhm
  • Lsuvsfar has joined the twerk fest. 
  • 5:33Lsuvsfarwhat is a demonstration sport?
  • archery?
  • 5:34Lilninjabro6Cookie Cutting
  • 5:35LsuvsfarBaking is a sport?
  • 5:35Lilninjabro6No
  • Cutting cookies is
  • 5:35Lsuvsfarthat's part of baking
  • 5:35Lilninjabro6Doesn't say anything about baking.
  • Just cutting cookies
  • You can take a cookie and cut it in half
  • And you aren't baking.
  • 5:36LsuvsfarWell unless you are just going to eat the cookie raw, it will probably be baked
  • 5:37Lilninjabro6If I go to the store
  • And buy an oreo
  • And cut it in half
  • Am I a baker?
  • 5:38LsuvsfarNo, you're wierd
  • 5:38Lilninjabro6fuck you

When Eno and Magery get Sesquipedalian OR Why Eno and Forum can't be left on their own 2Edit

NOTE: This conversation was not held on the wiki chat, nor was it made in any NC or CYOC related location. However, it was just too good not to post it. This is Eno, by the way, were it not shockingly obvious.

  • Eno Remnant: No one uses the term natter anymore.
  • I mean, when was the last time you heard of someone having a good natter?
  • People should use that word more often.
  • Forum Lord: Speaking of words people should use more often, what about quiddity?
  • Eno Remnant: Or apropos? Or quibble?
  • All the good words have been lost from common usage.
  • It's a travesty!
  • Forum Lord: I know!
  • Imagine people not using words like sanguine or salient in common conversations!
  • Eno Remnant: It's like they've regressed to some philistinic repugnancy! What an absolute flabbergaster!
  • Forum Lord: Well, my fellow luminary, I think we must devote our utmost diligence to removing this consteneration-causing conundrum!
  • Eno Remnant: Indubitably, my good gentryman! Our attempts may be pyrrhic, but they warrant reconciliation with the masses.
  • Forum Lord: I love the word indubitably. It's so... fancy!
  • We must muster the malcontent multitude and give our utmost undertakings for our proud purpose.
  • Eno Remnant: Fancy may be a tad gauche, my dear fellow. That the word has a certain cachet may have been a better modus operandi for the aforementioned.
  • Forum Lord: I must beg off our cannily cordial conversation, my fine feathered friend, for as mellow a fellow I am, I do get positively crotchey without plenty of rest.
  • Eno Remnant: Quite so, good man. Were I able there would be an enforcement on your respite, to ensure the greatest restoration for further verbality.

Really, Eno? Really?Edit

  • Eno Remnant: Geez, keeping convo up with you guys and Her is a bitch.
  • Forum Lord: 
  • Wayne places air-quotes around the 'scientific' part*
  • Eno Remnant: Hey, good reason we can't be the same person. Mage doesn't have a girlfriend.
  • Akuma Zero: The recipe is acceptable
  • Forum Lord: She could be imaginary!
  • Eno Remnant: Oh no. Not with sex like that.

The Brave New World of Lsuv the EpsilonEdit

  • Akuma Zero HmLsuv,
  • 10:38LsuvsfarSo anarchists are a paradox or something.
  • yes?
  • 10:38Eno RemnantNo, Lsu
  • 10:38Akuma Zerowould you like to turn the world into the world of Brave New World?
  • 10:38Eno RemnantThey don't want to rule, they want chaos to rule.
  • 10:39Akuma ZeroI think you'd be an Epsilon.
  • 10:39LsuvsfarNo
  • 10:39Eno Remnant/Doesn't get the reference
  • 10:39LsuvsfarThat
  • ..
  • 10:39Forum LordAnarchists don't want anyone to rule.
  • 10:39Akuma ZeroYou would be out of your chair laughing right now, if you did
  • 10:39Eno RemnantI bet.
  • 10:39Forum LordI think it's summed up best in V for Vendetta.
  • 10:39Akuma ZeroTry reading that though
  • Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  • very famous novel
  • 10:40LsuvsfarWell if anarchists don't want any government, then arachists would have to work alone.
  • ...
  • anarchists
  • 10:40Akuma ZeroArachists.
  • 10:40Forum LordThey can just work together to overthrow the government and then split afterward.
  • 10:40Akuma ZeroThey want Spiders to rull the world.
  • 10:40Eno RemnantI SECOND LSUV AS AN EPSILON
  • Just thought I'd put that out there
  • 10:41LsuvsfarWait...
  • 10:41Eno RemnantThank you, Yahoo Answers
  • 10:41LsuvsfarEpsilon is Red vs Blue, right?
  • 10:41Eno Remnant...
  • 10:41Akuma ZeroSure,
  • let's go with that.
  • 10:41Lsuvsfar....
  • 10:41Eno RemnantPfffffffftttt
  • :D
  • lmao
  • 10:41Forum LordMy iPod used to correct "Pfft" into "orgy".
  • Just putting it out there.
  • 10:41Akuma ZeroLMfaooo
  • 10:42Eno RemnantXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • rofl
  • Mage, I don't even wanna know...
  • 10:42LsuvsfarHold on.
  • 10:43Forum LordRemember how you have a girlfriend? I used to have one too. And you know my sense of humour =P
  • 10:43Eno RemnantFair enough
  • How did that end, by the way? I never asked.
  • 10:43Forum LordAnyway, now that I've entertained you, explain the Epsilon thing. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
  • 10:44Eno RemnantI see
  • 10:44Akuma ZeroMage: read Brave New World
  • 10:44Forum Lord(i.e. nothing spectacular, we just... realised we didn't quite like each other as much as we used to =P)
  • 10:44Eno RemnantI just explained
  • 10:44Lsuvsfar (After changing his avatar to the Greek Letter Epsilon)Bow down to the almighty epsilon!
  • 10:44Forum LordLol.
  • 10:44Akuma ZeroROOOFL
  • 10:44Forum LordI see what you mean, Kyr.
  • 10:45Eno Remnant... I may have just trumpeted like a baby elephant then...
  • 10:45Akuma ZeroOh my god
  • I am cracking up so hard right now
  • xD
  • 10:45Eno RemnantWhich is saying something for how funny that was XD
  • 10:45Forum LordHeh heh heh.
  • 10:45Eno RemnantOh Lsu, you're one special kind of special.
  • Don't you ever go changing on us.
  • 10:46LsuvsfarI'm going to take that as a compliment.
  • 10:46Eno RemnantOh, please do. It was meant as such.
  • 10:46Forum Lord^
  • 10:46Eno Remnant
  • Struggling to regain composure*
  • 10:46Akuma ZeroMy eyes are watering now.
  • 10:46Eno RemnantMy ribs hurt... I should have abs by now.
  • Honestly, best workout I get any dat
  • day
  • 10:47Forum LordThere are ways in which this could be more amusing... but I can't for the life of me imagine what they are/
  • 10:47Akuma ZeroPoor Wayne had to miss all of this
  • on the bright side, he won't get a hernia from laughing
  • 10:47Eno RemnantAh well, he can scroll back
  • XD
  • The song I Started a Joke comes to mind from all this.
  • 10:49Akuma ZeroI'm posting this on the stupid stuff page

​Quill is pragmatisexualEdit

  • LsuvsfarSo Quill, what are you on?
  • Quillyour mum's dick.
  • Forum Lord: Lol.
  • LsuvsfarSo Quill is bisexual?
  • QuillI am to a point. I lean towards women more but I'd happily experiment with a cute guyh (guy*) or a transsexual
  • KTStephanoRIPo_o what happened when i left
  • QuillLsuv was an idiot but hey, that's business as usual
  • LsuvsfarQuill, why would you want to f**k another guy?
  • QuillAny hole's a goal. Also, what's the difference between a guy's mouth and a gal's. Shit all.

Quill, Wayne and RWBYEdit

  • Ranthar Wane: Ozpin = Chip
  • Quill: Yes. Yes so hard wane. Wait. That could be taken out of context.
  • Eno Remnant: XD
  • Quill: Let me rephrase that. YESSS, HARDER WANE, YESS
  • Eno Remnant: rofl
  • Ranthar Wane: Quill be glad I don't have that admin power because you'd be banned
  • Gnuispir8: excuse me
  • Ranthar Wane: SOOOOOOO HARD right now.
  • Gnuispir8: I have to go die now
  • Quill: SO HARD YOU SAY
  • Ranthar Wane: YES I DID
  • Gnuispir8: I'm laughing so hard
  • Eno Remnant: :'D
  • Quill: JUST HOW I LIKE IT
  • Gnuispir8: quotes page go!
  • Ranthar Wane: DO YOU LIKE THE 500MM UP YOUR ARSE?
  • Quill: At least for once I'm receiving normally you're the taker.
  • Gnuispir8: oh my god
  • Eno Remnant: Can't breathe...
  • Ranthar Wane: This is getting us off topic
  • Gnuispir8: I am dying right now
  • Quill: Why Eno, does mage does have his dick down your throat. I imagine that would make breathing difficult.
  • Gnuispir8: I am fucking saving this shit
  • Ranthar Wane: Just so he can fap later since he's all alone. That was funnier in my head
  • Quill: You either own this shit, or it wrecks you. TBF, I can't think of a good gnu-anyone ship

Kyr's Presidential Campaign In ActionEdit

Lsuvsfar Kyr: Wayne originally classified everybody. Except for me. Eno and Mage named me an Epsilon.

3:09 Akuma Zero No, I did. I called you an Epsilon

3:09 Eno Remnant Kyr did

3:09 Akuma Zero I called all of us Betas

3:09 Eno Remnant Kyr did That would be your presidential campaign slogan: Kyr did XD

3:10 Forum Lord I've never even gotten into the Epsilon stuff, except for when Kyr explained it to me and I laughed because it was amusing =P

3:10 Lsuvsfar Oh, it was Kyr.

3:10 Eno Remnant "Did Obama kill Lsuv? Kyr did."

3:10 Akuma Zero And then you came in "BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY EPSILON"

3:10 Eno Remnant "Did Obama kick noobs? Kyr did." "Did Obama become the first vampire to be president? Kyr did."

3:10 Forum Lord 1,150gp left.

3:11 Ranthar Wane Kyr did.

3:11 Eno Remnant "Vote Kyr in for his second term as President. Kyr did." XDDDDDD

3:11 Scorched000 wait is this the indirect go-ahead to blame kyr for everything

3:11 Lsuvsfar Yes, vote kyr!

3:11 Eno Remnant rofl

3:11 Ranthar Wane Ship Eno/Mage. Kyr did.

3:11 Forum Lord That was Quill as well =P

3:11 Akuma Zero Shut up. Kyr did.

3:12 Eno Remnant roflmao

3:12 Scorched000 rofl

3:12 Ranthar Wane That he did. Redskin689 has joined the twerk fest.

3:12 Eno Remnant Surely you must be done by now, Mage.

3:12 Lsuvsfar "Did Starship build this city? Kyr Did."

3:13 Redskin689 I must go declare neutrality...

3:13 Eno Remnant "Who built this city on rock and roll? Kyr did."

3:13 Forum Lord Eno: I have to write it all up on the myth-weavers sheets, I've been scribbling it on paper. "Who killed a man? Kyr did."

3:13 Eno Remnant "Who liked that old time rock and roll? Kyr did."

3:13 Akuma Zero We can apply this to almost any "Who?" question

3:14 Eno Remnant It's brilliant.

3:14 Ranthar Wane Indeed.

3:14 Lsuvsfar "Who solved the question as old as time itself? Kyr did."

3:14 Eno Remnant This will be our new thing.

3:14 Ranthar Wane NC Meme: We just made one.

Buy your paintball guns nowEdit

  • Ninja: Hey Lsuvs
  • Lsuvsfar: Oh, hey Ninja.
  • Ninja: I just went to the fair with my gf, is it bad I feel shitier than she does xD
  • Lsuvsfar: Cool. Remember Ninja, if Nebraska hasn't adopted gay marriage by 2016, I get to come laugh in your face.
  • Ninja: If the entire US hasn't adopted gay marriage by 2018, you can shoot me with a paintball gun.
  • Lsuvsfar: What about in 2020?
  • Ninja: After 2018, you can shoot me with a paintball gun every year until they do.
  • Lsuvsfar: So by 2020, Wayne can't sleep with your wife or gf? whichever you have by then.
  • Ninja: ...
  • Lsuvsfar: Is that a no?

The Book of GnusisEdit

  • Eno left chat.
  • Rantharin entered chat.
  • Rantharin: AND THEN THERE WAS WAYNE. AGAIN
  • Aion: Hm. And the chat was dead and it was silent
  • Gnuispir8: and then gnu said let there be meh and he saw that there was meh and it was meh. Gnusis 1:1

Watch Out, It's ContagiousEdit

  • Rantharin: Once you vote red, you'll fail in bed.
  • Magery: I don't know what to do.
  • Rantharin: DAMN IT. RHYMING WAYNE HAS BEGUN.T'S NOT VERY MUCH FUN.
  • Magery: And now we're coming undone!
  • Eno: Rhyming Wayne is such a pain. Rhyming Wayne has no shame. Rhyming Wayne drives us insane.
  • Rantharin: Against this i must make a claim.
  • Magery: Rhyming Wayne should be chucked through a window-pane.
  • Eno: Rhyming Wayne, go down the drain.
  • Rantharin: if you would merely let me explain.
  • Eno: Refrain! We do not need the pain.
  • Rantharin: WHAT HAVE I DONE IN STARTING THIS TRAIN?
  • Eno: You have driven us all insane!

Mage and Gnu on NarutoEdit

  • Magery: "not just laptops but fucking macs. fucking mac laptops. somewhere in the naruto universe is a ninja steve jobs. tehre is a ninja out there wearing a black teeshirt and jeans, jumping around and performing iJutsu."
  • Gnuispir8: what is this mage?
  • Magery: http://your-local-simuvac.tumblr.com/post/101984066206
  • Gnuispir8: IJutsu..... Oh. dear god
  • Magery: Mmhmm.
  • Gnuispir8: steve jobs is tobi confirmed. illuminati confirmed
  • Magery: XD. iMoon Plan confirmed.
  • Gnuispir8: who can stop this? only google Chrome with the Firefox add-on!
  • Magery: XD
  • Gnuispir8: along with is best friend and mortal enemy internet explorer who has one fan somehow that is completely obsessed with him still and fails to recognize chrome
  • Magery: XD
  • Gnuispir8: OH MY GOD ALL OF NARUTO IS A REFERENCE TO WEB BROWSERS AND COMPUTERS. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??????????????

Volc and Wayne on the perfect breakfast Edit

  • Aion: I will burn my bread.
  • Rantharin: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN MYYYYYYYYYYYY BREAAAAAAAAAAAD
  • Aion: xD
  • Aion: NO FUUKA, DON'T BURN MY THANATOAST!
  • Rantharin: THE BATTLE FOR EVERYONE'S BREAKFAST
  • Aion: xD
  • Rantharin: Reach out to jam.
  • Aion: Memories of food.
  • Rantharin: Hungry Cry.
  • Aion: Mass digestion.
  • Rantharin: Pepperflakes.

Quill and Lsuv discuss differences between British and American universities Edit

  • Lsuvsfar: Ok, so basically your unis don't try and suck all the money out of you they can?
  • Quill: Yep, also no college football
  • Lsuvsfar: Yay!  college rugby!
  • Quill: or an equivalent
  • Lsuvsfar: yay!  college buskashi!
  • Quill: what
  • Lsuvsfar: that game were you drag around a goat carcass on horses
  • Quill: what
  • Lsuvsfar: that middle east game?
  • Lsuvsfar: like horseback soccer
  • Quill: no
  • Lsuvsfar: with a goat
  • Quill: nope
  • Lsuvsfar: wait, let's make that a sport!
  • Quill: I worry about you

Mage's ego: A true WMD Edit

Context: Lsuv has recently found out there is an alien presence beneath the surface of Resurgam and doesn't have access to any WMDs to destroy it.

  • Lsuvsfar: MAGE, CAN I BORROW YOUR EGO SO I CAN RAM IT INTO THE PLANET AND KILL WHATEVER BASTARDS LIE BENEATH THE SURFACE?
  • Magery: Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? I AM FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO BE USED TO RAM PLANETS.
  • Quill: He prefers to ram eno.
  • Magery: SUCH PETTY DESTRUCTION IS BENEATH ONE SUCH AS I/. HOW DARE YOU, EPSILON! KNOW YOUR SHAME! KNOW YOUR PLACE!
  • Lsuvsfar: Ew, not how I wanted to start off my day glock…

Steam, Flight Simulator, and the tragedy of Super's walletEdit

  • Super: So a few years ago I wanted to get Flight Simulator X for my computer. It was 10 dollars, sounded like a good deal. Then my brother is selling a flight joystick for $50 because it didn't work for his windows 98. So I buy the joystick to go with it. When I got the game, turned out my computer didn't have a dvd drive to play it or enough harddrive space. So I bought a dvd drive for 15 and an external harddrive for 20. I invested 95 dollars into that fucking game and then when I finally play it, it lags like youtube on an E network. NINETY FIVE DOLLARS FOR NOTHING AND NOW STEAM IS SELLING THAT SHIT FOR 5. FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. So I'm going get flight simulator on my much more advanced laptop and end this tragedy of my wallet and join the NC group

Omni is an attackhelicoptersexualEdit

  • Omni: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. Nobody here? You people are boring af.
  • Super: #attackhelicopterpride

Super's understanding of Mei and Mage's tech Edit

  • Super689: If only I understood 10% of what the Sublime assembly's projects even did
  • Magery: Super: then our plan is working.
  • Super689: I mean they sound like, "Using wfgiwfug we are combining kwfbwk with kwedbjkwqd and hoping to create wfobwiu"
  • Gnuispir8: Super, that was a very accurate description actually. XD
  • Quill: Really was. Needs more adjectives.
  • Gnuispir8: And acronyms. Lots of acronyms. :P

More Meigery tech Edit

  • Meimei: Anyway, we have a question, if you'd be obliged to help us :)
  • Quill: what do you fuckers want.

Quill might be a robot Edit

  • Lsuvsfar: By the way, what is Mei's avatar?
  • Meimei: Eyes.
  • Eno: ^
  • Lsuvsfar: Bug eyes?
  • Magery: Spider eyes.
  • Super689: It looks like kuriboh.
  • Lsuvsfar: I thought it was some eyes.
  • Quill: Robot boobs.
  • Super689: ^Female Alabot's
  • Lsuvsfar: So, Quill is also a robophile?
  • Quill: What?
  • Super689: Uh oh
  • Quill: I'm a lot of things, but I'm not that.
  • Lsuvsfar: Oh.
  • Eno: It's not a paraphilia if you already are one.
  • Lsuvsfar: I was going to introduce you to Orianna.
  • Quill: I am not a robot.

Eno's mental scars Edit

  • Okami: ....what does one wear to a casino trip with their uncle and grandfather?
  • Quill: Err... A SPEEDO
  • Okami: Alas I have none, only a g-string and I simply CAN'T be better dressed than my uncle
  • Eno: ... Well, there's a new mental scar.
  • Quill: hehehehe
  • Eno: My brain's more scar tissue than actual brain at this point.

Hookers and HotcakesEdit

  • Lsuvsfar: I think in times of war, I will provide baked goods. That, and I'll have the hot dog guys out walking around selling stuff.
  • Gnuispir8: I'd prefer /baked/ goods, if you know what I mean.
  • Eno: xD
  • Lsuvsfar: Maybe I should just have my guys hide behind the red cross people during war.
  • Eno: That would be a war crime.
  • Uen_Kitsune: what red cross?
  • Lsuvsfar: And make bullet proof hotdog carts.
  • Uen_Kitsune: and yes, that would be
  • Lsuvsfar: How is that a war crime?
  • Gnuispir8: if you mean soldiers it is
  • Magery: You're using medics... as _shields_.
  • Gnuispir8: if you mean random ass people
  • Eno: ^^
  • Gnuispir8: then it's fine?
  • Eno: I... guess?
  • Uen_Kitsune: using noncombatants as shields is a war crime
  • Gnuispir8: okami, I think he means his vendors
  • Meimei: It's a war crime to target the aid, but it's also a war crime to use the aid as protection or to pretend to be aid.
  • Lsuvsfar: So if I am trying to sell hotdogs during battle it is a war crime?
  • Gnuispir8: sure
  • Lsuvsfar: How about hamburgers?
  • Gnuispir8: those too
  • Eno: I'd love to see a whole platoon just split off from the battle to order hot dogs.
  • Gnuispir8: you could be providing an advantage to one side and are disguising as aid, therefore war crime :P
  • Uen_Kitsune: Well, he's selling hot dogs. Read the ingredients in those, serious chemical/biological warfare.
  • Eno: We didn't say which side he was aiding =P
  • Lsuvsfar: WAIT!  I COULD HAVE PROSTITUTION ON THE SIDE!
  • Eno: Oh gods.
  • Gnuispir8: THAT IS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE
  • Uen_Kitsune: plus a major biological threat if he adds chili
  • Eno: Wayne will sue. Pimping is his job.
  • Gnuispir8: true
  • Lsuvsfar: Sumarra's hotcakes and prostitutes:
  • Gnuispir8: Hotcakes make it a crime, just the hookers.
  • Lsuvsfar: No matter which you get, you'll say "Yum!"
  • Eno: Gotta say, if it were me, I would probably go for that.
  • Gnuispir8: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Eno: "Hotcakes /and/ hookers?! Best day ever!"
  • Gnuispir8: I think a better slogan is "you're sure to be cumming back for more"
  • Eno: Nah, more like "Sweet syrup no matter which you pick"
  • Gnuispir8: Guaranteed warm and moist
  • Eno: XD This really needs to be a thing now.
  • Lsuvsfar: I need to get this verified by the IN so it is illegal to kill my people.
  • Eno: Somebody put this on the Stupid Stuff page, please.
  • Gnuispir8: you have to use the warm and moist slogan
  • Lsuvsfar: WAIT!
  • Gnuispir8: it is law
  • Lsuvsfar: WE FORGOT THE BULLET PROOF ICECREAM TANKS!
  • Eno: Good grief.

Super's Apostrophe Issues Edit

  • Super: EVERYONE I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.
  • Okami: Well, we just so happen to have one back on earth.
  • Super: THERE IS AN APOSTRAPHE BELOW MY NATION'S FLAG IN THE INFO BOX ON THE WIKI. HOW DAFAQ TO I GET RID OF IT. ITS NOT IN THE CODING. DAFAQ. ITS JUST A RANDOM ASS APOSTRAPHE BETWEEN THE PICTURE AND THE DETAILS. JUST SITTING THERE LIKE AN ASSHOLE, THAT PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE BITCH ASS APOSTRAPHE.
  • Gnuispir8: I'll check.
  • Super: FUCK THAT GUY.
  • Gnuispir8: Fucking hell Super. What have you created? I can't edit the infobox.
  • Ninja: ...
  • Super: DAMMIT!
  • Gnuispir8: Like, I found a way to edit it.
  • Ninja: on New Alaska?
  • Gnuispir8: And the edit button fucking moves. IT MOVES DAMMIT.
  • Ninja: Don't use the classic editor. I have that problem on the classic one, too.
  • Super: THE INFOBOX IS USING A PUNY LITTLE SHITHEAD APOSTRAPHE TO TORMENT US.
  • Gnuispir8: Classic editor is only editor Ninja, new editor is shit.
  • Ninja: I switched to new editor just because of that bug.
  • Gnuispir8: Fuck that shit.
  • Wayne: Infoboxes: use source mode.
  • Super: You know what?
  • Wayne: Also the way to remove the earlier noted phantom character.
  • Super: Im boycotting apostrophes until that motherfucker leaves.
  • Ninja: Until who leaves?
  • Gnuispir8: Wane, the source mode does nothing.
  • Super: That apostraphe on my page
  • Ninja: Super, I fixed it.
  • Super689: YAY NINJA KILLED THAT PISSPOOR EXCUSE FOR A GRAMMAR!

Fruitcake Edit

  • Omni: I figure I'm still on shit terms with the MHAN.
  • Quill: You are. We send you hate cards every Christmas.
  • Omni: I see. What flavor are the cookies?
  • Super: "You suck, but Merry Christmas anyway!"
  • Lsuvsfar: You get fruit cake.
  • Quill: HEY FRUIT CAKE IS AMAZING.
  • Super: Wtf
  • Lsuvsfar: No one likes fruit cake. I always hear that no one likes it.
  • Super: Did somebody just say fruit cake is amazing?
  • Lsuvsfar: But idk, I think I've had it like once...
  • Quill: Fruit cake is the best damn thing; it's my favourite thing about Christmas.
  • Wayne: Get out of my chat.
  • Quill was kicked by Rantharin.
  • Super: Lol.
  • Quill entered chat.
  • Okami: Lol.
  • Quill: Maybe it's different in America.
  • Wayne: FRUIT CAKE IS AMONG THE GREATEST ATROCITIES TO EVER DISGRACE THE CORPORATE HOLIDAYS.
  • Quill: What is in your fruit cake?
  • Wayne: Rocks. Cement.
  • Quill: We do not have that.
  • Wayne: We've discussed this before in years past. You know, around every Christmas when you comment on how happy you are about fruitcake.
  • Quill: I vaguely remember being kicked before over fruit cake.
  • Wayne: There are very few cakes I like, but fruitcake is objectively bad in my experience.

Quill is creeped out Edit

  • Lsuvsfar: Now I need to resort to beating people to death in dark alleys with smoked hams.
  • Quill: ...what
  • Lsuvsfar: Shhh, what happens in a dark alley, stays in a dark alley.
  • Quill: well, that may be the creepiest thing anyone has ever said in this chat
  • Lsuvsfar: Btw, anyone know if it is legal to own human remains if they are over 115 years old?
  • Quill: ...I stand corrected

He's Been Telling You For Years, Why Didn't You Listen? Edit

11:34 PM - Meimei: 3:12 PM - Eno: "Example: Mageryn Sollestan

(LE female human cleric

5/rogue 2/blackguard 8) is a visually

striking woman obsessed with

beauty. In an attempt to stave off the

inevitable effects of aging, she bathes

in the blood of innocents."

3:13 PM - Magery: Well.

3:13 PM - Magery: WELL THEN

3:13 PM - Eno: FUCKING WELL IS RIGHT

3:13 PM - Eno: WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?

3:13 PM - Eno: SHE'S EVEN A MAGEDERE

3:13 PM - Eno: FUCKING HELLS

3:14 PM - Meimei: Hahahahahaha

3:14 PM - Eno: DON'T LAUGH

3:14 PM - Eno: IT'S NOT FUNNY

3:14 PM - Eno: IT'S PROOF MAGE IS A DEITY

11:34 PM - Eno: MEI

11:34 PM - Eno: YOU LITTLE SHIT

11:34 PM - Meimei: I did not close my steam

11:34 PM - Meimei: XD

11:34 PM - Eno: MAY YOUR GLORIOUS ABS TURN TO FLAB

11:35 PM - Meimei: Hahahahaha oh god that reaction made me laugh so hard

Rewriting History and Mythology Edit

10:20 PM - Gnuispir8: meh

10:20 PM - Meimei: hem

10:28 PM - Rantharin: mehhem

10:28 PM - Meimei: hemmeh

10:28 PM - Gnuispir8: meihem?

10:28 PM - Meimei: Heh XD

10:28 PM - Gnuispir8: :P

10:34 PM - Rantharin: meheim?

10:35 PM - Gnuispir8: Meiheim*, the lost ancient Norse world consisting entirely of Mei-people.

10:35 PM - Rantharin: ruled by princess Meimei

10:35 PM - Gnuispir8: XD

10:35 PM - Meimei: =D

10:36 PM - Gnuispir8: This must become canonical in that mythology. *creates time machine* *decides it's easier to rewrite the history books directly instead*

10:37 PM - Meimei: *thus hacks the entire internet to edit history*

10:37 PM - Rantharin: *just hacks Wikipedia instead*

10:37 PM - Gnuispir8: "Alright everyone, I know this sounds strange"

10:37 PM - Gnuispir8: "but we actually missed a world in Norse mythology"

10:37 PM - Meimei: =D

10:37 PM - Gnuispir8: "I recently rediscovered Meiheim" *everyone buys it*

10:38 PM - Meimei: Stop it, I'm giggling, and there are probably people next door.

10:38 PM - Gnuispir8: Princess Meimei: known to be extremely conscious of giggling around strangers

10:39 PM - Meimei: >_>

​Wayr Date NightEdit

  • Kyr: mm, When you're done with that wanna have Destiny Date Night with Crimson Doubles? :P
  • Rantharin: xD IDK, Glock might take offense to that.
  • Kyr: Glock Doesn't have to know ;)

And so, Grav-chan was born: Edit

[1:20 AM] Wayne: Also, goddamn everything. Thanks to Mei's profile pic I had an idea for the premise of an anime that I don't think exists

[1:21 AM] Wayne: There are anime with characters representing almost anything under the sun.

[1:21 AM] Wayne: Internet browsers, game consoles, tanks, battleships, ramen types...

[1:21 AM] Wayne: Why not laws of physics.

[1:22 AM] Wayne: Newton gets himself a harem... Or something

[1:22 AM] Eno Remnant: Lol

[1:22 AM] Wayne: 1am Wayne thoughts

[1:23 AM] Wayne: Why is this not a thing

[1:23 AM] Wayne: I would totally watch it.

[1:23 AM] Aion: I'm surprised it isn't a thing.

[1:23 AM] Aion: Presumably

[1:23 AM] Eno Remnant: I feel like it might be a thing.

[1:23 AM] Wayne: I leave it to you, gentlemen.

[1:24 AM] Wayne: Discover if my brain child lives

[1:25 AM] Wayne: All spawned from a half conscious "fuck heterogravity? Why would you fuck gravity"

[1:25 AM] Eno Remnant: xD

[1:25 AM] Wayne: And so Grav-chan was born.

[1:26 AM] Mei: Grav-chan XD

[1:26 AM] Eno Remnant: Oh gods, I found something.

[1:26 AM] Eno Remnant: It's not what you wanted, but I actually found something.

[1:26 AM] Eno Remnant: "Marika is a gothic lolita who somehow ends up in the mysterious town of Galihabara. There she meets different famous scientists like Galileo Galilei, Marie Skłodowska Curie and Sir Isaac Newton."

[1:27 AM] Wayne: ...

[1:27 AM] Wayne: All that, and then they throw gothic lolita at it

[1:27 AM] Wayne: The fuck do these writers smoke to come up with ideas

[1:27 AM] Eno Remnant: They don't.

[1:27 AM] Eno Remnant: It's LSD.

[1:27 AM] Wayne: Makes sense.

[1:28 AM] Wayne: I still want Grav-chan and Inertia-san on the little screen.

[1:29 AM] Wayne: *names are not final

[1:29 AM] Eno Remnant: Heh

[1:29 AM] Eno Remnant: https://myanimelist.net/anime/6130/Marie___Gali

[1:29 AM] Wayne: Note to self: Create dating sim where you date physics forces/stuffz

[1:30 AM] Wayne: MOVE OVER, PIGEONS

[1:30 AM] Wayne: HERE COMES PHYSICS

[1:30 AM] Wayne: I now understand some of how woven belt Glock feels

[1:31 AM] Wayne: But he goes abusive or slumber party

[1:31 AM] Wayne: I talk about people wanting to fuck fundamental forces

[1:31 AM] Wayne: There has to be a fetish for that, right?

[1:32 AM] Eno Remnant: I may have just Googled "sexual attraction to gravity".

[1:32 AM] Eno Remnant: I may also be very grateful that nothing came up.

[1:32 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: Lol.

[1:33 AM] Kyr: wat

[1:33 AM] Wayne: Maybe Grav-chan has a split personality.

[1:33 AM] Wayne: Relativistic and quantum

[1:33 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: Then there's Strong-chan and Weak-sama.

[1:33 AM] Kyr: No thats nuclear force-sama

[1:33 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: There's also Magnet-tan, the slutty one.

[1:34 AM] Eno Remnant: Well, I'm now interested.

[1:34 AM] Kyr: Oh and we can't forget about Mome-chan

[1:34 AM] Kyr: (Momentum)

[1:35 AM] Wayne: 4chan made a VN, why can't we?

[1:35 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: And the rude, crude Friction-san.

[1:35 AM] Eno Remnant: Well I mean, we were.

[1:35 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: (technically we're trying)

[1:35 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: (XD)

[1:35 AM] Wayne: Mage, I want a draft of this on my desk by wednesday

[1:35 AM] Unlikely To Be Raynare: Lol.

[1:36 AM] Wayne: ...

[1:36 AM] Wayne: So turns out my phone has 'dick' as an autocorrect

[1:36 AM] Wayne: Because at first that said "Mage, I want a draft of this on my dick by Wednesday"

[1:37 AM] Eno Remnant: XDDDDDD

[1:37 AM] Eno Remnant: lmao

[1:38 AM] Wayne: Gentlemen, it's not every day you get to create a new fetish to introduce to the internet

[1:38 AM] Eno Remnant: I'm scared of how many people we'll find that are actually into that.

[1:39 AM] Wayne: Scared... Or excited?

[1:39 AM] Eno Remnant: Scared. Definitely scared.

[1:39 AM] Wayne: The great unknown, Eno

[1:39 AM] Wayne: We've got a trail to blaze

[1:40 AM] Eno Remnant: I'm just going to go finish this map for D&D and then write a script for Act 1 of Jupiter, because we clearly need something less disturbing to do.

[1:40 AM] Wayne: Why have I never brainstormed like this before

[1:40 AM] Wayne: I'm a fucking genius

[1:41 AM] Eno Remnant: I'm afraid that Wayne has hit some kind of epiphany that's making him into Quill.

[1:41 AM] Eno Remnant: One is worrying enough.

[1:41 AM] Wayne: Too much weeb

[1:41 AM] Wayne: Can't be quill

[1:42 AM] Eno Remnant: Yes, well, the concern did extend into the possibility of some form of amalgam.

[1:43 AM] Wayne: Besides, I gave up on glockware when the last few releases said "Alex not included". And the new software is kinda useless without that central component

[1:43 AM] Eno Remnant: You didn't have a spare CIG converter?

[1:43 AM] Wayne: Wasn't worth the time

[1:44 AM] Wayne: I have BIG THINGS to work on, Eno

[1:44 AM] Eno Remnant: Yeah, my investment into one did slow down the panzer division work.

[1:44 AM] Wayne: ...

[1:45 AM] Wayne: The fuck is wrong with me right now...

[1:45 AM] Wayne: I'm going to sleep

Stereotypes Edit

  • Pen Par: THAT'S IT! IF SCORCHED AND BIS DON'T GET ON...WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS! THEY GET BLOWN UP! -.- Stupid time differences. >_>
  • Quill: ...pen, stop being middle eastern stereotype "IF I DON'T GET WHAT I WANT, THEY BLOW UP"
  • Pen Par: Glock, as far as I'm concerned...IDC.If it feels you any better, I'll send killer droids After 'em.
  • Quill: well that's not a stereotype.

Chip and Chicks Edit

  • Scorched000: on this day when CHip sang everyone was speechless and pen par joined and rejoined many times
  • E Chip: Lol
  • Bismarck I has joined the chat.
  • Legless562: and bis came, he saw, then he fucked off again
  • E Chip: He saw, he smelled, and he ate.
  • Legless562: he saw, he stalked, he got his cock out, the girl ran of, he failed
  • Bismarck I: my dick is a chick magnet
  • Legless562: yeah of the baby chicken variety
  • Quill: BIS IS A CHICKEN PAEDO
  • Scorched000: Quill is racist!
  • Bismarck I: gives new meaning to choking the chicken

Pen/Leg/Forum being creepy Edit

  • Forum Lord: Problem: 'Legless: Why do you have so much land, on three different continents? You have to much.' Solution: Invade Casponia, defeat them utterly in war, and then you get their land! Potential Issues: You're going to get raped by Avalon, The Vasari Empire, Daemonica and Casponia itself.
  • Pen Par: LOL yeah, you were like, "I need to take care of some... loose ends! <_< >_>" LOL at that Forum. Yes, it's HFPE
  • Forum Lord: =D
  • Legless562: lol
  • Pen Par: I generally prefer not to rape people. Too many problems with the police.=/
  • Forum Lord: I AM the police.
  • Legless562: i wonder how bis avoids the police then...
  • Forum Lord: And I'm... always watching.
  • Pen Par: Oh okay, NP then.
  • Forum Lord: Sometimes I even... join in.
  • Pen Par: Leg, his FB pic is of a duck.
  • Forum Lord: *Winks*
  • Pen Par: You were saying?

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The Science Words Edit

  • Quill: "I think we did that before."
  • Wayne: "But now, now I will have the science words!"

Best Forum Mod, 2k14 Edit

Autumn Star, Forum Moderator: (thread locked) While your contributions are valued in Forum Games, it seems this thread has the same principles of this thread which already existed for a little while longer and same objective is present. Please use the linked thread to continue the creativity! [link to CYOC] -The Banning of Nation Creation (While Autumn Star is not an NC player, this is arguably the stupidest statement made on any of the genre's threads, and must be presented here.

The following is a reply to a completely different statement than the above, by a different Forum Mod in an entirely different thread. I am unsure as to how someone conflated the two.

Magery: With respect, Ms Toxicity, Forum Fight as it is now is not roleplaying. I have visited the Roleplaying forums on numerous occasions, including the stickied 'Arena' thread, which you could argue is their own equivalent of Forum Fight. The two styles are completely different. Most of what happens in Forum Fight wouldn't even be allowed in the Roleplaying Forums.

Furthermore, players from the Roleplaying Forums have attempted to enter Forum Fight as it is now. They have left shortly after, as the two styles are completely incompatible and at odds with one another. I believe we have even been told that we 'do not know how to roleplay', which would imply that what we are doing is, as I stated earlier, not roleplaying.

Beyond that, I would like to mention that we have been doing this for three years. Three years. We have been present more than one Forum Fight thread, and seen numerous moderators come into the thread, post some form of Forum-Fight related post (i.e throwing a banana at someone or another) and then leave, while what you have claimed to be 'roleplaying' has gone on around it. You are the first person in any form of official capacity (including the Jagex Moderators who occasionally toss in a post every blue moon) to say anything to any of us about 'roleplaying'.

Therefore, I respectfully submit, based on the aforementioned reasoning and the distinct lack of precedent for your sudden call for everyone here to suddenly stop what we've been doing for three years and several threads (presumably based on something SCP 682 said, who I would point out is a notorious troll; ask anyone in either the Nation Creation, Create Your Own Country or this very thread, and they will confirm this. I suspect I can even find posts of his own calling himself a troll), that we are not roleplaying and are in fact in the correct thread for what we're doing - fighting each other over an internet forum for fun.

Yours respectfully,

Magery

The Fate of Fuzzles Edit

  • Quill: I wonder whatever happened to Olaf.
  • Gnu: I don't know, good question.
  • Quill: Probably natural selection.

Wayne gets a promotion Edit

  • Wayne: Soooo... Quill
  • Quill: Hallo
  • Wayne: Where's our new NC starting tech wise in your head beyond the space travel gear, because as a company that works in tech, I must know.
  • Quill: Well, dildos have come on leaps and bounds since the 21st century.
  • Wayne: *Starts taking notes*
  • Quill: To tell you the truth, I haven't thought much about it apart from we're setting it in 2216. Wait... I've had a fantastic idea. Congratulations Wayne, you've been promoted to official tech historian.
  • Wayne: Motherfucker.
  • At this point, Wayne begins deleting the chat logs to hide the evidence

Volc and Quill are abandoned Edit

*Kyr leaves the voice chat, leaving Volc and Quill on their own*

  • Quill: It's okay volc, we don't need him.
  • Volc: Yeah.
  • Quill: We can settle down...
  • Volc: Huh?
  • Quill: Start a family...
  • Volc: Wait.
  • Quill: Repopulate the Earth...
  • Volc: What.

Super learns about space Edit

  • Super: Today I learned planetary rings are not solid forms. I should probably move those factories off of them now.

Lsuvsfar imagines what an NC trip to Syria would be like Edit

  • Lsuvsfar: You [Ninja] would be complaining about the heat, Quill would be battling between not taking a gun because he wants to kill himself and taking a gun because he wants to kill everyone, Kyr, Gnu, and Wayne would throw down their guns and go streaking through the desert, spewing on about how their swords would take over the world, Xenoic would just immediately go invade Israel and if he bumped into Gnu, Gnu would probably go aid him, Omni would go find a camel, paint it pretty colors, put a pony tail on it, and go join isis, Hairo would probably just wander off back to Vermont so he could get back to work and quit wasting time, idk a ton about volc, but I see him running between Gnu, Wayne, Kyr, and Glock trying to keep them together and prevent shit from falling apart, Mage and princess would probably just head off to Egypt so Magery could figure out how to drag the sphinx home so Mage could have the world's largest cat, Eno would probably just tag along with Mage and Princess, Earthlome and lantern would probably end up shooting themselves before they got within 1000 miles of ISIS, Super would just get mad at everyone on the planeride over and parachute out like 20 minutes in, and I would just sneak off and then book it in the opposite direction of everyone before everyone went mad.

Eno warns Quill Edit

  • Eno: Well, Tartarus has made an enemy. A weak and ineffectual enemy, but an enemy. As much as pacifists can be enemies. Look, there are a lot of technicalities, but suffice it to say, they don't like you.

Kyr confirmed as best mod ever Edit

  • Ninja: do you even read my posts?
  • Kyr: Quite honestly no.

Quill reacts to the US 2016 President Election Edit

  • Quill: You eejits

RMG is a professional organisation. I swear. Edit

  • Okami: And now back to your regularly scheduled programming of military hardware, assorted technology, and sex robots.
  • Eno: Wait, how'd you get in RMG's R&D facility?
  • Quill: :D. Let's be honest, if RMG did Sex bots, they'd just be just be main battle tanks in stockings.

The Ballad of Sharktits (CONTENT WARNING) Edit

*WARNING, REALLY, REALLY WEIRD – CONTENT WARNING*

So, someone posted an app on Mercenaries (Volc’s rp game) with a rather unusual background. Their character was born in 19th century Germany to an abusive witch as an anthromorphic shark. Later, she gets a magically appearing penis and becomes immortal. In ww1 she joins the Germany navy and becomes an admiral. When ww1 ends, becomes homeless and destitute. Later rejoins the Germany navy when the Nazis roll up. She once more becomes an admiral despite being a member of a hated race "anthros, not jews" (That was a direct quote I believe) but because of racism *only* gets command of the bismarck battleship.

Later gets arrested and gassed in a concentration camp but as she can’t die, manages to escape and flees to the US with her battleship after killing her unloyal crew. Starts a milkshake company selling special cherry milkshakes (the secret ingredient is her semen). As an ultra-rich businesswoman she is able to afford becoming one of the first commercial space passengers. Unfortunately, there’s an accident that sees her flung into space for two centuries until the start of the game.

None of this was made up unfortunately. Fortunately, Volc outright rejected the app. 

Quill Finally Learns What -chan Means (after several years) Edit

  • Quill-Gon Jinn: what the fuck even is a chan
  • Magical Girl Cthulhu-chan: YOU CALLED
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: GET BACK TO BEING A STAR WARS PUN
  • Wayna buy some death sticks?: A horrid joke.
  • Eno Remnant: Well Mage, clearly that's your nation's new end-goal.
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: and no one make jackie chan jokes especially eno
  • Eno Remnant: Couldn't make Jackie Chan jokes to save himself
  • Wayna buy some death sticks?: and a diminutive female japanese honorific
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: ....
  • Princess Padmei: Sticking -chan on the end of an object or concept is a way of personifying it in a cutesy manner
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: MAGE YOU LIL SHIT BUNNY-CHAN
  • The Evil Jedi: XD XD XD
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: WAS NOT A SIGN OF RESPECT
  • Grand Admiral Wolf: You're just noticing this now?
  • Eno Remnant: XDDDDD
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: YES
  • The Evil Jedi: GLORIOUS
  • Princess Padmei: oh my god did you only just realise ?
  • Eno Remnant: LMFAO
  • Quill-Gon Jinn: NOBODY RESPECTS ME GODDAMMIT

Unpatriotic Lantern Edit

  • Ninja-Today at 12:44 PM: yeah another US soldier died
  • Lantern-Today at 12:44 PM: @Ninja I don't care

Lantern and Okami negotiate Edit

  • Lantern What're you gonna do?
  • Okami Destroy what's left of you.
  • Lantern Why?
  • Okami Because your response to a perfectly reasonable and fairly generous call for surrender was and I quote; "Mew"

Failed Tech Edit

Coal-price

Not as explosive as Fuzzles thought.

Fuzzles32Edit

  • Tried to make a car bomb out of coal in CAMS.

Bismarck IIEdit

  • Turned his nation totally nanobotic, which was deemed to be unrealistic by Moderation/Management.

SuperEdit

  • Tried to create a country in Antarctica in CAMS, which froze over in two weeks.
  • Early in Spacebattles NC, tried to create a serum administered in flu vaccines that would cause a man and a woman living near each other to fall in love, thus causing more births and spiking his population numbers. Before he got far in development, his government servers, along with several other nations', were hacked by Mei and the details of the project were made public. Super was forced to cancel the project then stage an assassination attempt of his President to draw the public's attention away from the leak. Led to the Alaskan Gay Exodus of 2136. Even decades later, as most governments believed it was real, it was a small stain on United Alaska's human rights record. Super admits he doubts it would've worked anyway.

Lilninjabro6Edit

  • Created Admiral Armor which was made of several inches of steel which covered most of the body and tried to use magnets to repel bullets.

F3NR3LEdit

  • Claimed he had a non-nuclear 500mt missile made during the 1960s-70s capable of being launched from submarine and was presumed to be capable of traveling several hundred miles. Later claimed in chat he had 500 more missiles just like it is his arsenal.

One LinersEdit

Bismarck Edit

  • The toilet was once a place of self peace and sanctuary. Now, with Leganese Man Eating Water Spiders; it has become the place of all my nightmares...

Quill Edit

  • Quill's view on pen: What doesn't kill you can still give you a migraine.
  • Pen Par-Well If I'm going down Quill is too. Quill-Sorry, too busy kicking bowser's ass atm to kick yours as well.
  • Omni: Hello Retards! How have you been without me? Quill: Happy. Omni: :(
  • I am a goddamn idiot.
  • It's amazing what two girls grinding on you does to one's opinions.
  • (When Quill posted his war post during Der Lange Krieg) Bismarck, you shall always remember this as the day you almost beat, Captain Rache Sparrow.
  • I'm ambidextrous. write with my right, wank with my left.
  • I don't need no man. I'm my own woman. (After driving "his" own car solo for the first time)
  • I'M FROM NORTHERN IRISH. IRELAND. THIS IS WHY WE DO. (when talking about why he was going to put two shotgun shells through a guy's kneecap because he was competition for the girl Quill liked)
  • Ninja, you wouldn't know honour if it jumped out of a locker and made sweet sweet love to your behind.
  • YOU RESPECT YOUR GRANNY, AND ANSWER HER QUESTIONS ABOUT PROSTITUTION
  • Eno had just claimed that him and wayne were the most fabulous: DUDE, ARE YOU SERIOUS, I'M FUCKING BI. I SHIT GLITTER. I GLIT.
  • I feel fabulous every morning darling.
  • I think she puts the hot in psychotic.
  • YOU ALSO MURDER PEOPLE. THE FACT YOU HAVE A LOVELY GARDEN DOESN'T CHANGE THAT.
  • Hey olaf, where do you shop for your viking outfits. Bis and I currently have a lack of them.
  • I am not a duck, Marge.
  • WE WILL MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS, BY DROPPING GIANT SPACE ROCKS INTO THE OCEAN.
  • Pen- The Vasari Empire is uncertain at to what the "Truth" really is. The Vasari Empire also inquires as to what sorts of reform Quill sees as fitting. Quill-T'he fact that the average Entente citizen is brainwashed to love their rulers. DUH DUH DUH. ITS THE LIGHTS. ALL OF THE LIGHTS.
  • Found out today there is a planet in my system that is NPC owned. I dislike this idea greatly. (He then killed 70% of the planet's population using biological warfare).
  • Because I'm the big baddy of NC. It's all part of my evil scheme to kill NC. FEAR ME. GRRR
  • Hell, give me 8 years and I bet you I could beat you if you tried to invade me-Quill towards Bowser. This quote led to the Mario Protocol.
  • Pen, do not attempt to threaten me.-Shortly afterwards the Vasari fiasco occurred
  • Son, I will ban you
  • He doesn't hate me, he just wants to kill me
  • Eno, you are not getting a penis down a dickhole.
  • Literally all people had to do was fuck more and make more money - Quill on how to get as stronk as Remyria
  • What are you talking about? Gay buttsex is the true american way!
  • If there is a Christian God I am in so much trouble.
  • You're a bottom if ever I've seen one, and trust me, I've seen a lot of bottoms.

Gnu Edit

  • I'm not going insane. That implies I had sanity to begin with.
  • The man who is prepared for everything is surprised by nothing. He is also paranoid as fuck.
  • Wane: "I AM TEH EGOMANIAC!" Gnu: "no, you're the Eergosmaniac"
  • He just pulled a... Wait a god damn minute... He just pulled an olaf.
  • If you throw a bunch of sand at a bird you're not getting anywhere, but when you chuck a rock at it - now we're talking.
  • I'M NOT RUDE I'M TSUNDERE BAKA

Legless Edit

  • Quill, you're an Irish Leprechaun (Quill did not take this well)
  • So Bowswer... You're at war with Quill... Where you restarting?
  • Oh god... Omni's shitting rainbows again :/
  • I don't see cannabis as a way of life, so the term 'stoner' dosen't mean anything to me really. I think of it as a pleasure to be enjoyed along with life, kind of like chocolate. For instance I wouldn't call someone that ate and enjoyed chocolate a chocker.
  • NO! PLEASE DON'T COME BACK!!! I beg you! *begs*-Leg's reaction on Quill's threat to come back as Switzerland and attack him.

Olaf/Fuzzles/Alien Edit

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Olaf on his epic journey. Viking sword not pictured.

  • (Olaf had challenged Quill to an insult war. Quill declined, olaf tried to start it anyway and Quill replied): "Olaf, the insults work better if they're not copied and pasted". Olaf: "Quill If I copied those they would have correct grammar".
  • Well as I sadly have found out that Diamonds no longer can bring you to be a superpower and my path for expanding farther then Zambia and Angloa with Tanzania and DRC being taken over I hereby restart as Moscow.
  • I was too ******* late! God ******* damnit I am close to rage quitting. I sprinted home with a 20 lb backpack on trying to save pen (Quill had just crushed Pen in a war. Olaf thought if he ran, he could save pen. He didn't make it).

Eno Remnant Edit

  • Omni: Where do you fucking English and Aussies pull the extra U's from? Eno: Your sparkly pony ass, Omni.
  • Smeel of wine and cheap perfume. Trying to quote Kyr on a screwup while singing "Don't Stop Believin'" then screwed up while quoting the screwup.
  • Faith is our greatest weapon. Right after magic and cannons.
  • Because we need more eerily beautiful/terrifying music in the world.
  • I am /very/ quotable.
  • SWEET FUCKING CHRIST I'VE MISSED YOU MANA
  • It is unwise to be in a place in which both Mage, myself and a common popular compound exist. Enotite + Mageium + Compound = Exponential memetic fission.
  • This is so meta.
  • Remyria is so fabulous, you can't even look at it straight
  • If I weren't so rigidly heterosexual, I'd kiss you.
  • I swear I'm not evil.

Pen Edit

  • Quill's experienced in winning space wars... and I'm experienced in thinking I'm winning them

Forum Lord Edit

  • Omni puts the moron in oxymoron.
  • Okay I am even more of a bastard than I thought I was.
  • Kyr: Wane and I are dogs. Forum: This explains everything.
  • My iPod used to correct "Pfft" into "orgy". Just putting it out there.
  • Because I can be accurate on occasion.
  • Huh. I guess More Dakka can sometimes be trumped by quantum space-time magifuckery. 
  • I am a fool.
  • Hold me, Mei. HOLD ME.
  • We enquire unto the world whether anyone has some kittens for sale. We like kittens. They're cute and furry and cuddly and warm.
  • Kyr: I wonder why the word for cannon is a character that looks like a man's face. Forum: Target familiarisation, obviouly.

Scorched Edit

  • "ohhhhhhhhh so marge doesn't exist, ICICICIC, he is a fig newton of our imagination"
  • O_O

Volcano Edit

  • >_>
  • I'm fine.
  • Gnu help me the English and Austrians are scaring me

Wayne Edit

  • MAGERY IS ASH. IT ALL MAKES NO SENSE NOW.
  • No escape from humanity. (Whilst trying to sing Bohemian Rhapsody with Eno. Meant to say No escape from reality.")
  • Do not meddle in the affairs of Technomancers, for you are squishy and made of carbon.
  • If a million monkeys are supposed to be able to write the complete works of Shakespeare, why can't an idiot have a good idea at least one time!?
  • moar Fat outtakes (referring to watching fate/ series abridged outtake videos)
  • Grim murderface. (what happens when customers give him shit)
  • Mass Effect also gave the body of their AI large mammaries and a cameltoe (Magery was citing Mass Effect as support for an idea/technology).

Fen Edit

  • I am an idiot. Always, sometimes.
  • I remember when I didn't have proper grammar.
  • If my logic is non-existent, wouldn't I be labelled mentally retarded?

Kyr Edit

  • I felt it was in my best interest to protect myself. (Justifying kicking Lsuvsfar, who said "Kyr, you have 42 hours to live.")
  • The smell of wind and cheap perfume. (Singing Don't Stop Believin', meant to say "Smell of wine and cheap perfume.")
  • Because Kyr wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless it buzzed in his face Then he would murder said fly.
  • Puberty or Amnesia... I'll hang onto my Puberty, thank you very much.
  • Unless you're talking about the star that powers our entire solar system, better known as the Sun
  • When I saw it all of my jaws dropped, all of them!
  • (Technically kyr's phone said this) "Thanks for the heads of the time of year again and voice mail and Wayne and voice stuff if you know that would have my genetic engineering for a dildo you had to see"

Lsuvsfar Edit

  • Bow down to the almighty epsilon!
  • And I am an Epsilon. You're statement is pointless.
  • Why you gotta be so rude?  Don't you know something something..... Like Fu-Man-Chu or something?
  • haha, the Temyrians are never going to get me (after being told that the Temyrians feed on mental energy).

Meimei Edit

  • Meh, I'd pass on the baby, too, unless it gives you whore activation
  • Mom's bra was nerfed in rebirth.
  • Just like cool guys don't look at explosions, they don't fist eachother face-on.
  • Comparing, in an attempt to be euphemistic, the size of your quills ?
  • Are people conscious while stoned ?
  • It doesn't necessarily imply you have two faces. Just that you don't need your face. Because your arse performs all of its functions perfectly fine itself.
  • Regarding Magery: He's on the artistic spectrum >.> (not original, but well-timed)

Super Edit

  • Seeing controversy without being part of it is strange to me.
  • There's a certain pride in this game to having a bigger bomb than anyone else.
  • New Superia is a nation of peace, and it condones any act of war toward civilized nations. - Response to the nuking of Quill in CYOC Minecraft
  • The Trade Federation had a better reason for invading Naboo -Super's opinion of the Ishvalan Empire's reason for invading Britannia in The Quisling War.

Shing Edit

  • The inter-dimensional commies are heading for Earth

Margerald Edit

  • I thought you were kidding about the Deep Web.

Ninja Edit

  • I found out why my Navy kept losing battles... They were set to "Do Not Engage"
  • #fuckishval (over a year after the Ishvalen invasion of Britannia)

Volcano Edit

  • You just brought a knife to a hoof fight!

Omni Edit

  • YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUFFICIENTLY GREASED BY OUR OVERPRICED CHEESE DOGS AND 8 DOLLAR WATER BOTTLES (on Ninja's dislike of the NFL)

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