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This will be the DayEdit

By Jeff Williams. Weird parody by Wayne of the late nights



They see you as weak and helpless;


They see you as just a wild


Surprise when they found that a scientist will soon run wild.



Prepare all your finest warships


Prepare for your zero hour


The dream that you’ve always dreamed is suddenly about to flower



We are Wayne’s team


Striking them asunder


Miracles of magic wonder



This will be the war we’ve wait for


This will be the day we end all of the bore


I don’t wanna hear your last solution


Hope you’re ready for the conclusion



Welcome to a world of new evolution


Welcome to a world of bloody resolution


In time the tech will open minds


A tale will then be told


‘cause victory is in a mere loophole.

TributeEdit

By Tenacious D, Another late-night Wayne original.

This is the greatest and best Tech in the world… 


‘s Tribute.

Long time ago, me and my partner Glock here,


we was spam postin' down a long and lonesome thread. 


All of a sudden, there glowed a golden mod... 

in the middle... 

of the thread. 



And he said:
"Create the best Tech in the world, or I’ll hide your posts." (posts) 


Well, me and Glock, we messaged each other,
and we each typed…

"Okay."


And we wrote up the first thing that came to our heads, 


Just so happened to be, 


The Best Tech in the World, 

it was The Best Tech in the World.


Look into my words and it's easy to see 


R and R make two, two and guns are deathly 


It was NC! 


Once every hundred-thousand pages or so, 


When the Trolls doth flame and Bis doth sow 


And Rp doth row-ooooo



Needless to say, the Mod was stunned. 


Click-clack went his clunky ‘board, 


And the beast was done. 


He asked us: ">.> Be you Djinn Spells?" 


And we said, 

"Nay. WE ARE CONJOINED." 


TECH ON! 


Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, 


Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!



This is not The Greatest Tech in the World, no. 


This is just a tribute. 


Couldn't remember The Greatest Tech in the World, 

no, no. 


This is a tribute, oh, 

to The Greatest Tech in the World, 


All right! 

It was The Greatest Tech in the World, 


All right! 

It was the best muthafuckin' Tech 
 

the greatest Tech in the world.



And the peculiar thing is this, my friends: 


the tech we made on that fateful night,

it didn't actually read anything like this post!

This is just a tribute! 

You gotta believe me! 


And I wish you were there! 

Just a matter of opinion. 


Ah, fuck! 

Good God, 

God lovin', 


So surprised to find you can't stop it. 


All right! 

All right!

Fairy Boss Edit

SAO parody of Beelzeboss by Tenacious D. Done only because there has to be a song on here to accompany Tribute. (Parody by Gnuispir8)

Kirito: There’s just no way that I can win, he is too OP.

Kayaba: Listen to me..

Kirito: He’s trapped me here because he’s got System Commands

Kayaba: GOD DAMMIT KIRITO! He’s gonna torture you for days. He’ll make you go insane

Kirito: no..

Kayaba: Unless you stop bitching and fight him like a man!

Kirito: Dude, I’ve been through so much shit

Kayaba: I trapped you in a death game like a prick

Both: Now it’s time to take this fucker dooooown

Kayaba: C’mon Kirito get up off the ground!

Kirito: I hear you Kayaba it’s time to take him down!

Kayaba: Take this ID ‘cause it’s time for a showdown!

Kirito: I’ll kick his ass and then I’ll take him to Pain Town

Both: Now it’s time to take this fucker down

Kirito: He’ll rape Asuna if I do not take him down.

Kayaba: C’mon Kirito it’s time to use that now

Kirito: Oooo, your system ID will let me knock him down

Kayaba:

Hey there Sugou,

it’s Kayaba.

You stole my system,

man what the fuck?

Well never mind that,

cause now it’s time

for retribution

for all your crimes!

Here is this swordsman,

from SAO,

I’ve given my powers,

TO KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO! HE’S KIRITO!

HE’S KIRITO!

Asuna: You guys are fucking lame… I already kicked his ass in the time it took you to sing that shit.

Both: Oh… fuck.

Tribute 2.0 (The Best Pun in the World) Edit

From the perspective of Gnu and Eno as Jack and Kage respectively. Featuring Kyr as the Demon.

"Tribute"

[Spoken]

This is the greatest and best pun in the world...’s Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Eno here,

we was hangin’ around a calm and quiet chat.

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny Kyr... in the middle... of the chat.

And he said:

[Sung]

"Make the best pun in the world, or I'll kick your ass." (ass)

[Spoken]

Well me and Eno, we looked at each other,

and we each said... "Okay."

[Sung]

And we said the first thing that came to our heads,

Just so happened to be,

The Best Pun in the World, it was The Best Pun in the World.


Look into my eyes and it's easy to see

One and pun makes Gnu, Gnu and one make three,

It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand posts or so,

When the steam doth rise and the Mage doth glow

And the tech doth grow...


Needless to say, Kyr was stunned.

Slap-thud went his mighty boots,

And the mod was done.

He asked us: "(snort) Be you pungels?"

And we said, "Nay. We are but mhen."

Glock!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,

Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!


This is not The Greatest Pun in the World, no.

This is just a tribute.

Couldn't remember The Greatest Pun in the World, no, no.

This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Pun in the World,

All right! It was The Greatest Pun in the World,

All right! It was the best muthafuckin' pun the greatest pun in the world.

[2-part skat]

[Spoken]

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:

the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound

anything like this song.

[Sung]

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!

And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.

Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',

So surprised to find you can't stop it.

[Skat]

All right! All right!

Point of no return Edit

A Super parody of How Long to the Point of Know Return by Kansas.

I heard the men saying something

The captains tell you pay well

And they say they need saving because

Space North Korea is after them


Was it you that said,

How long,

How long,

They say the space turns so dark that

You know it's time you see the signs

They say the point demons guard is

A vacuum grave for the brave


Was it you that said,

How long?

How long?

How long to the point of no return?


Your father, he says he needs you

Your mother, she says get off, go outside

Your brother, he echoes your words

How far to the point of no return?


Today I found a message coming

From the sky from you to me

Wrote that, when you could see it

You cried with fear, the point was near

Was it you that said, "How long, How Long,

How long to the point of no return?


How long?

How long to the point of know return?

(How long?)

No returning

(How long?)

How long?

How long?

The Song of the Mods Edit

This song is a parody of a parody. The original parody can be found here.

At a glance it was harmless

Told myself I could mod this

Just need some real world tech that it is based off of

Found a thread on a forum

I feel relieved

Finally I can balance this tech a little

Searched throughout the web trying to find some more examples

Found a few and got confused, they were unreasonable

Went to Wikipedia to find the theorized version

Found the tech, my jaw dropped, oh my god

What the fuck is this?

It’s all such bullshit

Wait it's fake physics

Yet this tech still makes no sense

“Photon core?”

Oh my Lord

I can't take much more

Screw this shit, I'm out, I'm done for now

This tech's like Meigery’s

But wait, that's OP

There's some Fen stuff too

Look, there's Glock shit, woop-dee-doo

I’m just voiding this

Can’t save this bullshit

And before you ask:

No, there's no nerfed version

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