E Chip LogicEdit
Make them screw up horribly so you can sit back and watch the fireworks.
Counter everything until they give up.
Typical glock rebute "counter, you're a fucktard."
British. Not Irish.
Kill them in the funniest way possible. Unless they're dangerous, then go for efficiency.
Counter-troll is up, they're blind.
Banhammer of Justice.
There can never be enough math or Ace Attorney.
There comes a point when somebody needs a good smackdown. Once you have the mods' approval, deliver it with flair.
AFK until people stop bothering me with their problems.
Take things seriously, no matter how funny they're supposed to be.
Always says: '>_>'
Hates SOPA and PIPA with a passion.
Everyone is planning to kill me.
Zerg rushes are awesome.
Yell at opponents.
Always declare superiority over my opponents.
I'm so fresh. #Swag.
Get high and fuck shit up.
Largest nerd always wins.
The Eight Commandments of WayneEdit
1. Thou shalt create beings with pointy ears in every one of your nations.
2. No one shalt use thy holy words of "Technomancy" and "Magiscience". They who do so shall be smote with the wrath of Wayne.
3. Thou shalt create Technology that is rather outlandish and impractical.
4. Thou shalt make references to games such as the sacred "Portal" in thy Nation.
5. Thou shalt find Science that is too
Overpowered Awesome to be used in the CC Genre.
6. Thou shalt create various winged beasts, such as the mythical Dragons. YAY VARILY, YE SHALL!
7. Thou Shalt Moonwalk everywhere
8. Thou Shalt declare Fate is the best game to have cometh into existence.
Despises Glock as a profession.
Believes that EVERY single change to NC is prompted by Glock.
Highly paranoid of Glock.
Considers his only true enemy to be Glock.
Rage quits a lot.
Forum Lord (Magery) LogicEdit
Thou shalt always use overpowered explosives, regardless of situational appropriateness. No exceptions.
Thou shalt always have awesome special forces. No exceptions.
Thou shalt always use theocracies. No exceptions.
Thou shalt be courteous and fair to thy peers, except if they annoy you.Thou shalt be pompous and overbearing at all times. No exceptions.
Thou shalt not tolerate any questioning of thine honour or truthfulness.
Kittehs. No exceptions.
Admire Bismarck. Nyanyanyanyanyan!.
Use "Craycray" to the fullest extent of the law.
Use different letters for words. (Examples are: "hai", "kai" and the like.)
If it shows signs of hostility, utterly obliterate it.
Is it Star Wars Related?-->Yes-->Is it owned by me?-->No-->UTTERLY ANNIHILATE IT!
Hulkspeak War, anyone?
Respond using an internet meme of some sort. You jelly? Problem?
LMAO, IMO, GTFO.
Djinn Spell's Proven 4-Steps to VICTORYEdit
1. Hibernate for a while, emerging slowly from the cave.
2. Begin posting again after many months of inactivity.
3. Create a new Forum Game.
4. Go inactive shortly after (AKA, hybernate).
Super JMoney LogicEdit
Obsess over expanding your nation's land.
Build up alliances, and then cancel them as soon as they look suspicious.
North America is the best place to put a country.
The mods will never be on your side.
Eno Remnant LogicEdit
Magic is the greatest weapon ever invented. Followed by swords, and then Apache revolvers.
When it comes to Atheism vs Christianity, just sit back and watch the bloodbath.
Wolves are awesome. Wolves with wings are even better.
If you have to go anywhere, make sure you do it in style. Preferably on the back of a giant wolf or in a Warthog.
If you want something done, do it with as much overkill as possible.
Make a promise to post on X day, knowing that the real post will come 1-3 days later.
When this is not in use, simply say "meh." and lurk in the chat until someone comes. If necessary, start having conversations with self to creep the heck out of the next person to join the chat.
If you go on vacation and post in the middle of it on your phone without reading previous posts, you're gonna have a bad time.
If you invade another nation and you're not a superpower, you're gonna have a bad time.
If you leave NC to play SC2 and WC3, you're gonna have a bad time.
If you are a newb in NC/CYOC, you're gonna have a bad time.